You’re being really presumptuous by assuming that this man is mentally ill. Some people are just plain weird, with no mental illness.

Yeah, I really wished people would stop calling him a prankster. He isn’t. He’s an assailant with a long history of physically assaulting celebrities. I was shocked looking at his wikipedia and seeing a long list of his victims. I can’t believe he isn’t in jail.

Both very admirable, but someone looking more like me would have been appreciated as well.

Oh Michelle. I love you. You are the literal best.

She probably has to stay one size smaller than Ivanka, at all times.

“And I think part of my annoyance with this comes from the idea that we’re so touchy about things; like, we’re not. That’s the thing.”

Meh, I think it’s silly to criticize Radcliffe for his apologies to his cast mates.

Please tell us more. What should we do with our __________.

K. As far as I’m concerned women can do whatever they want with their bodies.

I’m sure someone will find a way to shit on Taylor Swift for this.

No Woman’s (No) Sky

Even though I think Rory and Lorelei are the worst, I’m super hype for this.

‘Heart of Daftness’ is a very good joke. I laughed when I first saw it, and laughed again just now — the difference was a matter of seconds, but still. It holds up. It’s that vaulted British humor, folks, which help the British go through some truly trying times.

Even if he didn’t write that tweet, it’s still his fault. He’s not funny and his cheesy jerkoff smile doesn’t fool me!

If people mention that McGregor is non-Jewish (though raising his kids Jewish with his Jewish wife), they should also mention that Jennifer Connelly, whose mother was Jewish, is playing a non-Jew here. Fair is fair. I’m tiring of hearing who ISN’T Jewish.

I can read just fine, unfortunately you just ended up the target of some misdirected snark. If you really need to make a call, you should be able to step away and do so. If you are physically unable to unhook yourself from your phone for 90 minutes, that’s another issue entirely. We did manage to do this for decades…

Do it. I might miss being able to take a picture here and there but so be it. It’s getting ridiculous. And to the person that said that last quote: no, you asshat, if you can’t be separated from your phone, you can just listen to the album from your room with your damn Beats by Dre.

No cell phones at all. Dance, clap, enjoy the beautiful thing called your memory. The end.

Good thing the World Cup will be there. No one drinks or fornicates out of marriage at major international sporting events.