and one set of drums, just in case.

My folks were school teachers and without fail, if they approached store managers to ask for an education discount for purchases some concession was made. Between that and pooling resources with the teachers of similar age groups in other schools of your district might see you into some good stuff pretty cheap.

The dawn of figure bowling as a 'sport'?

Being as fat as he is, I'm pretty sure he couldn't aim his other end if kibbles depended on it. So yes, frequently far more nonconsensual cat butt than I want. I begun resorting to the 3 pillow head-fort as a minimum defense.

This is why I lock my elephant in the other room when I want a nap.

I hope that he gets a special star marked on his birthday at least.