Hey lemonskins, that sucks about the flat—and really sucks about missing the guy. Big time.

Someday, all this mishugas  will be over. We just have to make it through.

Congratulations on the planks! They will do you well as you age. I have taken to doing planks every night before bed, as they help with core stability and back pain but also with my restless legs. I cannot say too many good things about planks.

Oof, what a week! I’ve been working at the covid drive thru testing station, my legs are so tired, but we only had one person, who seemed kind of drunk accuse me of putting him in a government database, also a guy who waiting in the line before we even opened, when his car started smoking, then gushing what looked…

Oldie Jezzie here. You may remember me from old hits like My Former Baby Had a Stroke!, Homeless Blues! amd the ever popular Staying on Am Extended Stay Hotel Rag. I digress...

Shelter Cat Update!

You can do all kinds of things with them! Hack/chop them into chunks or slices and toss them with a little olive oil or melted butter and salt/pepper and roast them in the oven. Hack/chop and steam them or boil until kinda soft then smash ‘em up with a fork and use them in bread. You could probably even just cut them…

Hack pieces with your knife to size to fit in the spiralizer.

Hi everybody! This week ! will start out with a small brag and then ask for advice. After months of trying to do planks and barely being able to hold them for a few seconds, I can now hold a plank for a minute with only a couple of knee drops. Yay me! My friend gave me two massive squash, 1 zucchini(courgette) and one…

For Keeping The Faith’s 20th anniversary, a bunch of real-life priests and rabbis weighed in on how much they appreciated the film’s celebration of interfaith bonds between spiritual leaders. As one rabbi put it, “It always seemed like a joke, a priest and a rabbi, but I have a daily check-in with a Jewish chaplain…

I watched Definitely Maybe about four times in a row on a long-haul flight, as the first viewing ignited my crush on Isla Fisher and then the subsequent re-watchings solidified it (plus there wasn’t anything else on and I can’t sleep on planes). I haven’t thought about it since you just posed this question now.

Yes, more than just safety. And no I don’t think I should get someone else to do my dirty work, I need to just suck it up.

Yup, I know the very cartoon you are thinking of.

Yeah ok so I consider myself open minded. The type of music is not my thing but I’ve certainly enjoyed songs that are more graphic than this. The thing of it is my youngest daughter is 13 and she will most definitely hear this song, and I’m sure she’ll like it. I doubt she’ll fully understand it but I’m sure she’ll…

Do you know xkcd? :o)

Nay, not the bard we need, but the bard we deserve. 

I assume Ben Shapiro doesn’t listen to Ted Nugent then.

“Candy Shop” and “Wait (The Whisper Song)“ among others got a ton of mainstream radio play and are just as sexually explicit. Men can stay mad.

Well, I suppose if she thinks you’re still married, you just might still be included in her will. ;)