My friends’ kid did the opposite when my friend got out an enormous jar of green olives to put in a salad for visiting grandparents. She got distracted by the baby and the toddler demolished the whole jar.

I was in Berlin and smashed into a man’s leg on the subway. In the split second it was happening my mind said "Apologise to the foreign man!" so in my rush not to miss my stop I apologised in French.

I think that everyone has their own personal sexual unicorn; the person with whom the chemistry is so mind blowing it feels almost cosmic.
Readers, a few years ago I found mine. Lord I had no idea that kind of sex even existed. Any monogamous relationship would likely have been a car crash, for both of us but for a…

Oh the sweet irony...I might have to find myself a second hand one

The later rounds of last year's UK Masterchef are exceptional for this kind of restoration of faith in humanity. Ya know. If you max out Bake Off. Just saying. 

Amen to that, most of the time is a pretty good amount 

To be fair the contestants are way nicer to one another than they are on a lot of shows, I do appreciate the moments when they help each other out

Thank you Pumpkin...a lot x

I got into it really late (several seasons in) when a friend crashed with me for two weeks while it was on....one show and I was hooked!

Thank you, this is what I’m telling myself

Thanks Porkchops, I’ll take it!

I recommend snuggling in while we’re all fresh from the oven!

Thanks darling, I’m very much hoping so too

Yes a particularly violent one, those blackberries stew down a treat.

Thanks sauvage...good/bad/tough/fab/complicated old life, huh?!

Yeah, I’m there in spirit and they know I am but none of us have unlimited capacity, right?

Enjoy every morsel! I am disappointed that Urban Outfitters have sold out of the duvet covers illustrated with toast and pretzels and bagels and croissants...if I can’t eat them I might as well sleep in them, right?!

Ah, so you’ve met my mother?

The Gluten-lust is very strong when gazing at things like this, hence the DIY approach!

This sounds amazing...we were raised in a slaw-free home and as an adult I’m absolutely obsessed