Wow, she's had a pretty wild first period, that's pretty cool I'd say! Also, she'll never travel without supplies again I'd imagine, every day's a school day!

Wishing you all the luck and generosity needed for things to fall perfectly into place.

This sounds promising! Congrats on the awkward text and positive reply.

Well done you. I hope the process is smooth sailing and swift. Enjoy your freedom.

This is an absolutely brilliant suggestion!

Any sort of change after loss can be poignant, especially when those we have lost are the ones we most want to share it with.

That place sounds brilliant, what a nice discovery! I’m excited to hear about the hair and curious about the lip filler...have you had it done before? I had numb, swollen lips after my wisdom tooth surgery and I have a hard time accepting that deliberate enhancement wouldn't be exactly the same! Limited frame of…

Hormones? They always fuck my sleep for 3 or 4 nights a month. I hope you managed to accept the sleeplessness and enjoy resting for long enough to drift off.

It looks very nice, and I can see it with tall brown boots, cosy tights and a fitted sweater for a 70s vibe come Autumn.

Thank you, what a beautiful cake. I’m assuming that’s a snap of a cake you made and nobody will convince me otherwise!

Thank you Pink, and congratulations on the raspberries. Check out Mary Berry’s recipe for raspberry soufflés...theyre absolutely heavenly and require frozen raspberries so you’re all set!

How dare it make you feel unwell?!! Iced coffee is for delight, only and always. Glad you got a good load from the market though.

just as soon as my belly allows. Sadly gluten and the resulting gut damage mean no calories count, at all, for about a month.

Hold on dear, we’ve got you.

Wow, SNS is pretty late this week huh? Happy Saturday all...another mixed week here so buckle up:

Divorce: it looks like he’s happy to accept my proposed financial agreement AND return my stuff. Monday is handover day for the stuff (assuming he follows through I’ll be putting the clothes and bed sheets on a boil wash…

Broken out and simultaneously face-of-the-crocodile. I wash my face with water, put a 5% urea moisturiser on it and pencil in the gaps in my eyebrows. I am unforgivably lucky to have skin that requires this and only this, but also (apart from Liv Tyler) WHO THE FUCK HAS THAT KIND OF TIME?! I am cash-poor but I also…

GO TO YOUR ROOM!

This is why the sunbathing meadow by the ladies’ bathing pond on Hampstead Heath in London is so good. It’s secluded and surrounded by trees, shrubs etc and only women are allowed (rules recently updated to include ALL women, FINALLY!)

Ihave a friend who spent a few years in Santiago and absolutely loved it. He has a tendency to be a bit of a miserable shit so for him to be all googly-eyed, and over a city no less, was quite something. Honestly for him to be crazy about a place is probably the highest possible recommendation I can imagine, so this…

I believe he was from Utrecht but nevertheless BOOM BOOM