I may be consigned to the grays for the rest of my life for this, but...I really have missed TWoP's snarky fashion recaps. My pain is now assuaged. Thank you, Julianne!

What shocks me is that in this .gif, she looks like Stana Katic. Now, that would be gasp-worthy.

Whenever I start thinking the world is getting too classy for my taste, I just cruise Craig's List and instantly feel much better.

I don't understand how anybody could be this evil. What is so important to them that they've lost their very souls?

I want them to define "perfect". I get removing blemishes, as long as it doesn't change the color of the skin around it. But this? No. A "perfect" photo is one that is the most accurate - zits notwithstanding.

This is...fucking sickening.

::::::::::soda spew::::::: You are going to hell and I am right behind you. What color handbasket do you like?

(Which is probably why Vinson had the nerve to later ask the store for a refund.)

It is better. For her. She has cleaned up her quote so it is just sliiiiiiightly less dismissive. You know, in case she has to apologize later.

Ooh, Midsomer Murders? Love that show! The whodunit is okay, but the scenery is just breathtaking!

That you have less of a mean mind than I do.

You're right. I should be ashamed. I'll do better with my grandchildren if I have any.

Damn! And I thought I was a cool parent for hosting pizza parties.

Dear Phylicia: May there be a camera there at the moment you realize you should have just choked on your foot instead of chewing it off so you could speak on this intelligibly.

Pie-ist.

I would like the names of these animals made public, *especially if they are allowed to graduate. It's bad enough that the school seems to allow this, but the general public should be made aware of what their trusted dentist may have been a part of. A man who will talk about hate fucking a woman is a man who doesn't…

Do not DRINK while reading. Do not DRINK while reading.

Still think it was something as simple as a choice? How you doing with that fantasy now?

I just came here to proclaim my adoration for using the word "midden" in a sentence. {smooch}

No, I was referring to my own son.