L.A.T.F.H.

This must be annually the easiest, most enjoyable WYTS Drew has to write.

Every year, the Cowboys entry has at least two submissions saying “I’m a Cowboys fan who isn’t from Dallas. Yes, that makes me a terrible person. I know.” Which leads me to develop this conspiracy theory that I have decided to believe in no matter what: what if literally NO Cowboys fans are actually from Dallas? What…

That’s the face of a man excited to be standing in line for a donkey show.

If the modern day ‘heritage’ Confederates really want historic monuments of the Civil War, I’d be happy to help crowdfund a big ol’ statue of General Sherman for downtown Atlanta. He had more of an impact down there than any of the scrubs they want to venerate...

Trudeau on Trump: He’s as handsome as he is smart.

“Folks, I know extortion. I have done all the best extortion. Yuuuuge sums of money extorted.”

I grew up in Ohio and plenty of assholes fucking fly them up there. The birthplace of Ulysses S. Grant and William Tecumseh Sherman, Ohio could hardly have been more involved in kicking the Confederates’ slaving, traitorous asses, but racists gonna racist no matter where they are.

I assume the implication is that extortion is?

Low-grade white supremacist terrorism has been the normal for a long damn time. Unfortunately we forgot about that (never really paid attention to it to be accurate) once it was decided that Muslim’s would be the target of the new “Cold War” “Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying About the Military Industrial Complex and…

This team will always play second, third or fourth fiddle in the state to the Cowboys, the Longhorns, the Aggies and the local high school team.

They only eat red marbles (although a lucky one can get a yellow one).

Mark Dacascos. Actual martial artist with Japanese and Irish heritage. I mean, come on!

I can totally buy the when people say 10000 years ago, what they mean is just a long time ago, not actually 10000 years. And if it was left at that, it would make sense for a largely agricultural society that can’t comprehend more than a few generations due to illiteracy etc.

Humans. Humans are the best midnight snack.

Nothing like an internet rando arguing with an NFL player about football

As someone who kicked and punted in college, I like to tell people I “participated.” “Playing” is for people who do more than itch their balls and stand around for 59:25 of a game. Chris Kluwe is a washed up wiener with nice political leanings. There are worse lots in life.

Nothing like an internet rando arguing with an NFL player about football

I can’t be the only person who thinks Matt Stafford and Sam Bradford are the same person, right?

Fantastic line from the SBNation version of this story.