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Hey, I just looked at Illinois’ recruiting class for next year to date and I have news.

He noted Jeff George’s kid plays for Illinois, and that Jeff George was a famous number 1 pick bust, but I’m not sure he realizes Jeff George was drafted at #1 out of Illinois.

Technically, Illinois and OSU have a rivalry game, with a real, actual rivalry trophy that goes back decades. The fact that the trophy has OSU listed as the winner of probably 9 out of every 10 games shows the relative direction of the programs since the inception of the ‘rivalry’.

ouch.

WOOOOHOOOO!!!

The old white collar KKK was the CCC (Conservative (or Concerned or some such) Citizens Council).

I know. I wrote that with tongue planted firmly in cheek and was waiting to see if anyone would call me out on it.

ha! Good point.

he’s the love child of Hugo Strange and Lex Luthor.

fuck southern heritage.

starting fires is the only valid use. And even then, they shouldn’t exist, so there shouldn’t be any fires to start with it.

I wouldn’t disrespect my butt by wiping it with that...that...that thing.

I have to add, your decision not to watch the Bears anymore makes you a Lesser Putz, not a Bigger Putz.

Things that shouldn’t surprise us, but still do:

I thought you were quoting something I said in the Bears preview.

I think the best way to truly be a good white person is to shut up about it and just go about your life and show how good you are through those little day to day actions and interactions, without trying to insert yourself into the narrative.

If you’re going to quote me, you could at least attribute it to me.

I just changed my avatar to the picture Jon submitted.

Please tell me that Jon sent in a young picture of Drew. Because that really, really looks like Drew. And it might just top the Drew dancing in the bad polo shot.