“Hey, that’s a nice economy you got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it.”

Hell, the higher ups are going to get 7 or 8 figure bonuses for this.

They’re all just as crooked. Wells Fargo is just sloppier.

WF is a lead proponent of allowing big banks to offer pay day loans.

Unless the fine has at least 9 zeroes behind the lead number, then it’s just a paltry sum that’s little more than a routine cost of doing business.

Gordon Gecko himself, were he a real person, would be appalled by the massive criminal enterprises that american business has become.

We’re already there.

Just another cost of doing business.

No. Modern corporations are solely focused on quarterly profits and executive compensation. There is no long term thinking.

What do you call a thousand bankers at the bottom of the ocean?

The modern american business corporation is little more than a giant criminal enterprise, with more in common with the crime families of old than a legitimate business.

He refuses to be boxed in by your narrow definitions of race. Sammy is postracial!

uhhhh...

#nevertexas

Yes, someone needs to hack the poll to ensure Bowling Green wins first place. It’s the least we can do to support the poor victims of Obama’s attack. (Obama was the shooter, right?)

12th largest METRO. City + Suburbs + Exurbs.

But seriously, this is my favorite preseason poll. Only at Deadspin do I get to read about how awesome New Mexico State is going to be.

Nick’s just trying to hack the poll to keep UCF from winning again.

Please, if you have any sense of humanity and empathy for your fellow readers or me, maybe consider voting, or hacking the poll, for a different shitty team.

LOLz.