please make this the tag line for the blog.

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

Oooooff... now I want some pulled pork BBQ for lunch... damn you! :)

Whatever the reason, this movie is shiny and chrome.

The maniacal laugh that happened when I found THAT picture cannot be described in mere words.

I seriously did not realize that was who those warnings were geared towards.

Honestly, does anyone do mascots like the Japanese? I love their advertising.

I WANT TO BE THE NUX TO ALL YOU PEOPLE’S LADY MOTORCYCLE GANG

I like to think we’re ALL related to Bubbles.

Go home, McDonald’s. You’re drunk.

Spreading rumors like “Kevin Federline is the new Hamburglar” is the entire reason that Twitter exists.

I’m more disturbed by the fact that, in the two other commercials they have on YouTube, he has a kid. I’m only left with the conclusion that the Hamburglar has had sex. And now, I can’t stop thinking about it. It’s like I was told to not think about pink elephants, except with a naked man climaxing by yelling “ROBBLE!”

I hope your asshole writes a bestseller countering all of your dick’s accusations, and that the two of them become embroiled in a decades-long media feud.

“you’ve never worked with the general public before.”

I’ve been working with General Public so long, he was just Lieutenant Public when I got started.

“How dare you mock the guy for not knowing what the beach is? Some people make it to age 50 without visiting the beach and somehow completely missing the ever-present representations of beaches in popular culture. Besides, many people suffer from Glorpman’s Syndrome, which is an inability to understand the…

What if you dress the guinea pigs up litle tiny teddy bears and then they can be ring BEARers? Yes?

I laughed so hard when reading this. Such a funny and sweet (borderline crazy) article. I'm not quite sure if I was supposed to, but I sure I hope so because I giggled and smiled all the way through it.

YAAAAS TWISTED PEPPERMINT I WANNA EAT IT

Oh, and he claimed he "knew everybody," and that he'd prevent her from ever working in New York again.