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I’m in tech support. The amount of entitlement...it’s absurd.

But...But...THEY’RE CUSTOMERS...And Mommy told them they were special and precious and unique AND WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MELT SUCH GORGEOUS AND UNIQUE AND DIFFERENT SNOWFLAKES, MR. RESTAURANT OWNER PERSON MANAGER GUY DUDE PERSON?!

I’ve been daydreaming about a goddamn raspberry ice cream for most of my life.

Brilliant reference.

I went a week not pressing any buttons when throwing Pokeballs with Y. Capture rate? So, so, sooooo low. Less than 20% on first throw.

All of this, both article and the myriad comments, is blowing my mind right new. This is a problem for some people?

Raptor Red, by Robert Bakker. A noted paleontologist, he had a mention in Jurassic Park as an author who disagreed with Sam Neil’s character’s theory about dinosaurs. Raptor Red is a novelization of the largest breed of velociraptors ever discovered, the Utahraptor. I fell in love with raptors because of Jurassic

Jesus tapdancing Christ.

Jesus.

Just watch Food, Inc. Easily one of the most upsetting things I’ve ever seen. Schnookums and I watched shortly after we moved in together, and now we rarely eat meat. That was four years ago. They showcase feedlots, and what Tyson does to chicken farmers should be illegal. It’s monstrous.

There are surgeries available for transgenders.

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I think what she was trying to go for was more about if a wine tastes good to you, drink it and screw the price tag. You may love a $25 bottle of wine that she loathes. Or you may think an $8 bottle of wine tastes better than someone else’s $40 favorite wine. It doesn’t matter because taste is really just a reflection

What’s “Minnesota nice”? I talk to people all the time from there. Not my favorite state. Or Wisconsin. And man, talking to people in Florida is just asking for a headdesk moment. And Californians? Jesus Christ. Hell no.

You are fully entitled to that hate. I lived there. It has NO redeeming qualities. None. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Nada. It is the appendix of the United States. Eventually it will become inflamed, and then we will surgically remove it.

I don’t even care. I want it. In the mouth part of my face.

Supernatural, courtesy of Castiel.

OMFG. Schnookums is watching Supernatural right now. I’m so jealous. I WANT TO WATCH DEAN, TOO.

Don’t be silly. It’s the flux capacitor.

You win the internet today. It is shiny and chrome!