Ouch, none of that sounds fun.

LOL! First person to notice. It's a reference to an inside joke.

Yes, this EXACTLY. I had a similar turning point a while back. I love those fuzzy little guys, especially bumblebees. They are so KYOOT!

That is adorable.

+1

Oh god.

I want someone to illustrate this and turn it into a gif that I can save on my phone.

YES. A MILLION TIMES YES.

Oh god.

That's always a nice feeling. My mother looks very young, twenty years younger as a result of constant use of sunscreen. Me, I just work nights and don't do anything during the day if I have a choice in the matter. Sunlight is EVIL.

I take it as a compliment if I'm carded. I'm nearly 30, and when someone asks for my ID I prefer to think of it as I look super young still. Logic dictates otherwise, but these are MY rose-colored glasses, dammit.

Dear GOD, I needed this. I did not have a good weekend in TechSupportLand.

I...how...but...what...why...WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THAT BEHAVIOR IS ACCEPTABLE.

This was the first thing I saw today upon waking up. I've been in a corner, sobbing, ever since.

Just basic tech support for a cable provider. Nothing fancy.

I even tried talking into what must be the mouthpiece on the right hand side, with the volume wheel in the middle.

I dream of moments where I could say or do something like that.

I have about 10-15 conversations typed up and saved. There are many more I couldn't type up because my brains were slowly liquefying from the hazardous level of stupid I had encountered.

Star Trek isn't a documentary?!

I had an old man call in just now. Demanded I speak louder because he's old, so I obliged. Not a big problem. However, right before I transfer him to the right department, he lectures me for yelling at him on the phone, says it's bad customer service.