I’m 29, I’ve been driving for 15 years if you count as when I would drive on private property. I parallel park often. When I lived in Baltimore it was nearly every day. Even at my parents house it was often that my car would be shoe-horned in between my brothers dumbass who can’t park and my project car.

Wife bonus? Wtf. Even after reading this it’s crazy to me. Usually if I get a bonus at work then “we” got a bonus. It sucks that a lot of people don't view marriages as a team effort but a manager/employee role.

Who are you replying to? Because I'm the guy, and I was only with one person before me and my wife started dating. I don't really feel like I missed out on a lot.

I was with one girl once before me and my wife started dating. She asked if I was a virgin and I said no, she was okay with that. We do know each other’s numbers and hers isn’t the same as mine and I’m okay with it. Doesn’t matter any.

“I’m gonna shove my clock in your moth”

I had someone try to pull this on a friend of mine. He recanted, agreed to the financing, and paid off the loan before the first bill came in the mail.

I imagine the underglow and Walmart subwoofers were more juggallo crowd. Since most of them around here had hatchetman stickers. Whoop whoop

I started sending really stupid sexts to my wife in the last year or so. The best one I think was “I’m going to bite your butthole”

Did you add “your hand” after that? Because I might be the recipient.

Me and the wife have 4 kids. The older two are in long term relationships so when we go somewhere there could be 8 of us. Add trying to carry luggage and the big bus makes a good vehicle for us.

I stand corrected, the H1 is 7” wider than my van, but I’m not sure if that includes mirrors.

It’s funny seeing people complain about how big the hummer is when my wife daily drives our 15 passenger van which is bigger in all aspects.

I now own this car. It’s currently at my friends shop in PA and I go back to pick it up Friday.

/Orders Black Coffee

Being a dad, and having a dad bod, it’s disturbing hearing the voice of Mable talking like this.

For all the things wrong with Maryland, I really like it for the historic tag they offer. 20 year old vehicle doesn’t need inspection or emissions if you put historic plates on it.

• Set a 30 minute timer for yourself, so you don’t get sucked into video after video.

BMW V12 rat rod.

sledgehammer shotgun