I used Dove once, and felt like I got dirtier than when I got into the shower.

Fuck that shit. Irish Spring thanks.

I was going to write a strongly worded comment if Dulles wasn’t on there.

As a guy, I'm not sure why I read this whole article, but I did. Congrats on getting the affordable version of their look.

From what I understand the car builder ended up using a big block for the drift scenes because the drivers kept asking for MORE POWER.

Good trolling, sir.

I'll continue doing my civic duty in in sending my wife dick pics atleast once a day.

I usually feel okay and then someone gets a side picture of me where I see I'm about the same size as a 55 gallon drum with short arms and legs, a beard and long hair.

I agree with your cheesecake idea.

I'm sure he just wanted to giver her some Input.

Smoothest pickup move ever.

Smoothest pickup move ever.

I never would've hooked up with Monica if I knew she drove a Neon."

I see neon owners and maxima owners are similar. I've done the opposite drive (Baltimore to NJ) to help a buddy work on his car. That's awesome and it looks great to boot.

This is Jerry, with all the neons ever.

What about when Arnold Pumched that alien in the face and said "Welcome to Earf" lulz every time.

Do you like detailing, or did you used to have a yellow VW?

I was thinking usually someone asks if they're ready, and if they're not they say no and they move on. Good old Fox 45 for ya. I don't watch TV that often anymore so I don't recognize Jimmy off the bat.

Oh cool man, welcome to the area. I work on Ft Meade so I'm always around the area.

Currently live South and about to move North east of Baltimore. Not a bad area to be in but downtown roads are shite. My neon with coilovers hates it there.

LOL he seemed so honestly agitated. I bet it's real. Poor dude got caught at the wrong time on live TV.