You can add Zloop to the pile of car company names that are destroying words.

Moved states when I was 16. Already had my learner’s permit and driver’s ed course from predecessor state, as well as a number of local autocrosses under my belt. Successor state taught driver’s ed as a high school course.

The participants were arranged left-to-right according to the quantity of facial hair and right-to-left according to smileage.

Poor RS. The only drift mode it got to experience was continental.

UGH. Why e-Delivery when VW could’ve gone for Deliver-e? Talk about a missed naming opportunity.

I’m still getting over the idea of driving on leaves.

We got lucky, Water came up an inch from the door, but dragging a half dozen railway sleepers and tables out of the creek next door allowed it to drain away without incident.

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Dear companies:

Herbie is a 1963 Volkswagen Beetle created using the transplanted magical engine of a KDF Wagen built by a Nazi scientist who was secretly a black occultist under the wing of Herman Goring. Herbie was saved after being brought to the US by being retrofitted in 1968 with new Type I parts, and who was further rebuilt in…

That fucking chicken just stole this article’s thunder.

The Colt was also sold here as the Plymouth Champ. I know, because I owned two of them — a ‘79 with a 4 speed with 2 shift levers, one for overdrive. You could shift that thing just like a Freightliner. And a ‘86 Turbo, which was a blast to drive but not durable at all.

Whoa, 5 lbs of whey protein exploded? Crews will be cleaning that up for months, and 10 years from now they’ll find it in people’s lungs and they’ll sue for Meswolethelomia and stuff like that. Don’t spill the whey. Also, don’t store it in your car.

It always amuses me how people forget that the Paris Climate accords were a non-binding agreement.

It’s certainly an upgrade from an MG.

All of these questions are going to be answered in relation to the rotary valve e36 engine. Some answers may be slightly different on the Briggs Engines.

I see that Jalopnik picked up on a very early version of my rotary valve endeavors. The one in this article is V2. V3 is a much improved version of V2. V4 is the rotary valve BMW e36.