PROTEIN SPHERES. #Winning

I can see this, because although we ogle PARTS of people (gross), acting out a full scenario in your head with someone famous just is too preposterous to stay raunchy for long…maybe just their body with an amorphous face—THAT'S much more realistic...

Oh for Pete's sake she's not a "sex tape star"—she's not a porn actress! She HAS a publicly-available sex tape, yes, as do plenty of women who don't consider themselves sex tape stars. Are we really penalizing her in her career 10 YEARS LATER for taping her sex life once? If her sex tape had been released TODAY as…

Better be real sure and teach them not to read, too.

Ok, I guess I would have to click on the multiple links to actually understand this story, then, because it doesn't tell me what ACTUALLY happened to the accused rapist, why the victim is suing about 'not protecting her from rape' instead of 'not prosecuting her case properly' and whether or not police were involved,…

HAha I was REALLY picturing photos of the Tanner family in your house and slowly backing away...

Someone needs to tell me why this needs-be relevant to the school. Because, senior portraits: you pay for your car pic, your corn field pic, God Willing your rifle pic, fine. BUT. The one you submit to the school yearbook—must be your head and shoulders, no props. Why isn't that the easy solution? That is what every…

And the fact that the "new context" for her male pupils was a bunch of 13 year old boys projecting masturbatory fantasies onto a 73yo…that, right there, wasn't enough for the school board to drop it?

Hey man, tell it to the Gosselins. Big vow renewal—Splitsville. Seal and Heidi? PLEASE. Renewals EVERY YEAR!

YOU WIN.

Because marriage is the best conversation starter in the world. It pushes all the hard conversations out of the way, and every dinner conversation is about who is coming, the registry, the favors. But after—all that's left to talk about is all the other stuff!

Yeah it's something like at least 85% of all federal sentences MUST be met.

*Shrug* I don't know. If I paid tens of thousands of dollars to create-a-baby, I better damn sure get what I asked for. I read all this "emotional stress" verbage as about 30-40% truly represented and the rest is inflated so she wins the lawsuit. If I were her, I'd definitely want the clinic to pay out of the nose for…

I just…don't get the whole music thing. I love a lot of music, but it in no way defines who I am. I think music, like movies or books or other art, are emotive—I listen to something to get to the emotion I want, it's cathartic. Why do we have to access the same emotions with the same emphasis as a S/O? *shrug*…

See, I thought he said pretty, but it seemed an odd departure...

Ah, Self. Still reeling from the red-faced embarrassment of not ONLY mocking a woman raising money for cancer, but mocking a cancer survivor herself. How many firings really takes that stain away?

"Women are sex objects, men are success objects."

You'd think wearing the same necklace in every photo would be a clue.

WINNER.

Holy Hell. I clicked on this title fully expecting it to be about the 90-something Auschwitz guard who received his sentence this week. The fact that I was WILDLY wrong prompted me to want to stop reading this about 75 times. And yet I read it anyway. Not sure how I feel about that.