How about calling instead of texting every last thing? It really does take more time to text, sometimes. Also, texting has killed dating. Much more so than the holding-door vote up there. That is all.

For a split second I was impressed that they coordinated their outfits and then I noticed the people behind them and realized, in their world, black-and-white parties are actually a real thing. *headdesk*

The love-child of the best male character. Shows up after YEARS, in a total jump-the-shark move. Ruins everything. (Gilmore Girls. Still bitter.)

Ha, is it actually architecturally impossible? I mean, let's pretend there aren't missing walls, why can't the apartment exist?

YES *high five* I was talking up Lysistrata all yesterday. It's the only way.

Well, I mean. That might be the first legit pick-up line here.

UGH why do men STILL USE THAT? In Disney a guy did something like, "Your shoes are on the ground!" Stupid lines that just end up awkward for everyone, because it's NOT EVEN CLEAR THEY'RE HITTING ON YOU. That's how weak it is. You can't even feign a smile bec you're just confused—so why use it.

OMFG. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN RELAY THAT MESSAGE. It implies you MIGHT get job favor IF you date this client! OMFG you could've had a civil suit on your hands, woman.

Now that's a good one.

WOOWWW. But also, I REALLLLLY love that "bar/place to mourn". I mean. That's fantastic. Aren't they all...

WOWWWWWW.

Hahaha I thought "love that commenter" and then saw it was Fluter. #SuspicionConfirmed

EWWWWWW. :/

Or sidle up with, "I love Asian girls". "I suggest you find one." (Not Asian)

See, but if we took up arms to defend our birth control rights, GOP would ban guns like *THAT*.

Haha yeah because we all know rulings are NEVER OVERTURNED. Especially by religious litigious zealots angry that their religious rights are deemed unenforceable by this. Yep…start the clock.

THANKS for this. Have never seen The Notebook, this saves me time. Now. Love, Actually: Go.

Yes, I am very excited about this. She's had many firsts in the Navy, actually—really breaking the glass ceiling(s).

Your reply caused me to fall into a Google tornado—how did I miss that Vermont was on its way to being the first state-run single-payer system in the U.S. until ACA passed and stalled it out? Fascinating!