Thanks. Was scrolling until I verified that someone had posted this already, otherwise I would have had to metaphorically get off my lazy internet ass and do it. Carry on.

On average I talk to 'them' at least once a day. Does texting count? I probably legit call every 2 days, but many days it's more than once a day depending on what's going on, so it averages out. Usually send texts of cool pics or updates to the entire family listserv. And 'them' is in quotes bec if I talk to one, they…

Annnd now you made me google Theron which reveals she's been dating Sean Penn for four months. That makes me so sad. Less because of the 15 year age difference and more because the whole horrible-person-who-tied-Madonna-to-a-chair-and-beat-her thing, but seriously—they do NOT make a cute couple.

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You don't notice things that don't affect you. Do you notice racism every time it happens around you? Discrimination against the handicapped? How about the homeless person you walked by today, what did they look like? Just because YOU don't "see" something, doesn't mean it isn't there. YOUR selective…

I wonder if she regrets how low cut it is. There's a couple unfortunate pics from when she's bending over talking to kids.

I *do* know they have an entourage to handle them. In one photo from yesterday, there's a pic of Kate w/ pink flowers, then a pic that shows a woman behind her juggling same pink flowers and two teddy bears while Kate's ahead now holding red flowers. Must be quite the assembly line.

You make me snort laugh. :)

Mmm, opposite! We'll switch off.

Yeah, expecting disproportionate levels of pride and enjoyment and sufficiency out of a job is just as crazy as expecting it out of a partner. You have pillars to life—job, spouse, kids, family, etc. etc and you hopefully get measures of fulfillment from all things. You can't expect too much from any one of those,…

Dude. You're talking about the land of potato Kit Kats. I am NOT surprised here. It'll make some yen.

HAHAHHAAHHA. Breaux. *wipes tear*

Friends don't let friends skip leg day, brah.

Also, it's just kind of shitty to mock ANY runners. I'm glad they're apologizing to Monika, they should. But they should also hire a better editing team and reconsider what they want their brand to look like—last time I checked, Self magazine wasn't for professional athletes or even hardcore triathletes. It markets to…

Exactly. Because men not REALIZING they're doing something due to gender bias—clearly means they're not doing it bec of gender bias.

Whew. I thought this was Kristen Bell for a minute and my heart broke.

This is amazing. Really. Mitch can hit any note he wants.

Look, there's plenty of fitness gurus happy to shame you for being overweight. But at least that's applied to men and women, single and married. THIS woman's problem—is she places the burden on mothers only. Because the most important thing you can be is a mom who is also a hot slam-piece! It's not even "statistically…

Right, just like people would argue "emotional" is gender-neutral—-yet it's really only applied to women, and it's a disparagement. If a man starts shouting, he's "riled up" or "pissed off" and he's allowed to be those things, it shows his power. When a woman starts shouting she's "emotional" or "unable to control…

True, but I moved from DC to the Midwest to avoid that—and found a bunch of guys intimidated by women with degrees and high-paying jobs. Cannot tell you how many are bothered by the fact that I make more money than them. DC's a pain in the ass with regard to "who's the smartest person in the room" complex—but at least…