And Dolly Parton!

You’re really getting pissed off because other people have noticed your alarming lack of empathy and inability to understand the difference between a cut-and-dried sex crime and an accidental look at someone getting it on the park?

It’s the difference between rubbernecking at a car wreck in passing, versus going out of your way to rush to the scene of every wreck you can. And sometimes, maybe, doing something that might cause an accident for you to look at.

When you’re having sex out in the woods, you know that someone could see you. When you have sex in a hotel room, you’ve got some reasonable expectation of privacy. Not that the couple in the woods would be necessarily thrilled to know someone’s watching (maybe they would?) but if you’re going to do something in a…

She is a sadly misinformed, self-important little twat isn’t she?

You don’t see how buying a motel and specifically setting it up to allow you to watch hundreds of people having sex without their consent for over two decades and then taking creepy notes on it is different from accidentally coming across some people having sex in a forest, getting an eyeful for a few minutes, and…

This man is a predator. He can couch it in research, but he’s a predator.

Yes. I’m pretty sure that if I manage to fling my poo at someone, I’ll win a fight no matter how good they are with the knife.

I see no avocado. Where’s the avocado? It can’t be labeled “California” until there’s an avocado.

When I was 17 and in college, a buddy and I decided to climb a waterfall while wearing nothing but swim trunks. We made it halfway up, to a nice-sized ledge, and then decided it’d be best to come down. The way down was only wide enough for one person, but I was a bit spooked and overeager to get down. I slipped and…

I give it 127 hours.

Do you really question the legality of something in China!?

And please oh sheperd of the lost, guide me to a better tier so i can stop trying to carry these bronze n00bs and save me from this hell

What just because she is old it means she can’t be a LOL player who is obsessed with garen? Thats Ageist.

I ask anyone who reads this to continue and shower every day. Specially if you take public transportation or sit in a cubicle farm.

I love when she dismisses the woman “I’m not talking to you” and just goes right for it but I also have to admire that restraint. I do believe that Scott’s smirk would make me lose my marbles and I would have lunged at him like a maniac.

Ummm no. I don’t trust other people’s sanitation, food handling practices and cookery.

Dear sweet baby Jesus, there legitimately is no Earthly value to compare to the drama of not having to deal with your roommates’ boyfriends, drama, and gross dishes.

“The only true wealth is when you don’t think about wealth.”