It’s raining in the SIX (haven’t been outside and my office doesn’t have windows but my souls tells me it’s raining. I’m African, we can feel these things :P).

Maybe I am a terrible person, because I still finds this hilarious.

Got to play with my new toy today! Time to clean it!

Got to play with my new toy today!

new toy today!

toy

Let's just, like, any time someone wants to interview Caitlyn, they just go to the Wachowski sisters instead? Can we do that? For a better tomorrow?

I’m with you. I have an older half-brother who has an intellectual/mental disability. The only person who is willing to take responsibility for him is my father, who is old and frail himself. His mother is callous. The rest of us are unable. It’s extremely heartbreaking. If I could take him in, I would, but it would…

Then you really need to re-watch The Princess Bride! I watch that movie at least once a year

THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS

I’m not white. Guess you didn’t read that far huh?

That’s very insightful. Did you think that up all by yourself?

I’m really not down with calling anything to do with music appropriative. Music isn’t made in a vacuum. Musicians hear other musicians doing something they think sounds cool so they try it. ALL THE TIME. This happens across styles and cultures and races and religions and trends and races and time and space and…

You know shit is sideways when the only people talking about this skewed coverage are the ladies of The fucking View, screaming about how no one is calling him out on his bullshit and wondering why he’s continually allowed to get away with half-truths, talking in circles, and outright lies.

Keep the eggs and the bread separate. I wrap a block of egg (enough for a sandwich) in parchment paper, the put it in a Ziploc baggie. When it’s time to heat up, microwave the egg and toast the bread. Combine and enjoy!

There should be a #9: “No.”

I understand that this election is different and this situation with Trump is unique, but the constant media coverage is actually one of the causes of his popularity. It’s why he doesn’t need much money, because networks give him the free advertising. And it’s all the networks, so I’m not blaming NBC. But it really is…

Wait til you hit your 40s! It’s glorious, it looks like this:

Nah, it IS easy, we just make it complicated because we start from the position that everyone’s beliefs are inherently worthy of being respected.

They aren’t. I don’t care if that makes me sound uncaring. But it’s the 21st goddamn century and this superstitious bullshit and the kowtowing we do for it has got to fucking…

Socks, it’s been my experience that filthy whore vaginas are the best kind. ;-)

This is the greatest Jez comment of all time. It has everything: chocolate sauce, vegan lasagna, Jesus, porn, and Tooms speaking to you. Thank you.

Okay, they were never openly horrible to me but they were to my neighbours and friends, and Their open kitchen window is right across from my very thin front door so I have heard many things I never wanted to hear. These people are clearly fucked up, but they’re also just plain weird.