I’m just hanging in there for The Long Winter movie. I gots the hots for Cap Garland baaaaaaad. And also unsalted potatoes and bean broth and secret grain caches hidden behind false walls. The Ingalls’ give good story.

He’s not himself on it! He refuses to wear hats, He hits the dog for trying to love him! The whole family told him it was the drugs or us! He chose the drugs but then we remembered he can't drive or go to the store so.....

Your cat couldn’t figure out the right way to check if you were still breathing or if you stopped and he could eat you.

I believe the primary governments of the world maintain perpetual states of war to maintain an industry and moral that provides the governing class with its lifestyle and that they see the world as three populations: 1. Governing class; 2. Governed class; 3. Expendable class.

Calm down there, Satan.

Yes but that’s only because you have mobile saunas to melt all the snow

I mean sure-we all get a little upset when down graded. I get that it’s really hard for her to be moved from the best seat to the second best. But it IS hard to sympathize with her as when I’m downgraded from MY seat, I have to hang on to the wing, screaming, like some sort of nightmare at 20 thousand feet.

This. If the shop doesn’t want to deliver just tell people “pick up only” when they call.

They should have surge pricing like Uber. Only with the extra amount actually going to the delivery people. Want Chinese during a snowstorm? Fine, that’ll be 10X pricing please.

I delivered chicken wings in a small city on the Hudson in Upstate NY. During a particularly icy night, I was made to deliver despite poor road conditions. On one run, I was stopped and preparing to make a left hand turn across traffic, with my signal on. Some asshat in a rented Dodge Charger barely touched her brakes…

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

It’s hard when among exes, one parent gets this, and one doesn’t. You might be able to score cheap, manipulative points with young kids, but it will bite you in the ass in the long run, when the child realizes who took the high road.

you know, that was the first thing that came to mind, that she just bad-mouthed the father of her child in front of thousands of people in a public forum. you know it’s one of the reasons the kid doesn’t want to go home to her. wondering if this hurts her chances with a judge in a future hearing.

I totally understand why. She isn't making herself look very good.

K but the real question is, will he speak at Malala’s graduation?

It’s a good “dad” move. All his daughters’ lives, he’s been the biggest deal in every room he’s ever been in. I think if I were the first daughter, I would want to have this one day to myself, to be about my graduation rather than my father speaking at my graduation. He’s right to take a pass here, and he did so…

I’ve said it before but every time I see him interact with his daughters, every little in joke, cuddle, embarrassing Dad-ism, long suffering daughter eye roll, every time the pride and love he feels shines from his eyes and radiates from his grin I miss my father so much it’s like a gut punch. Lucky girls, lucky…

I think I’m going to miss Malia’s side-eye most of all.

I wore it yesterday and a coworker took a picture...

I hate to say it, because it seems so obvious, but also to drive with your lights on, i can't tell how many times when its raining/snowing and people are driving around with no lights 0n. its less about headlights, and more about the tail lights and person behind you being able to see you.