Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

I’m glad the medics are getting practice to prepare for the flood of Cubs fans that will jump off ledges in October.

Obviously Cubs fans have no reason to care about who has home field in the WS.

I feel like these signs could be easily repurposed by the Trump campaign for the upcoming Cleveland GOP convention.

considering the hubris of cubs fans this season and last, we have every right

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

We’d have to start by forgetting every Packers title.

This would be a bigger deal if Horwitz actually possessed feelings that could be hurt.

I think there’s for sure something to be said about Lebron wanting to do whatever the fuck he wants within an organization. It’s been said for years the Dan Gilbert basically lets him put whoever he wants on scholarship within the organization, players and buddies alike. I think he definitely had very good basketball…

Sometimes the great ones need to hallucinate an insult to get fired up. That’s a pretty low grade slight.

“I don’t understand why Cleveland wants a ring so bad. This court has 2 basketball rings already!” - Ted Cruz

The Old Timers Game at Yankee Stadium has lost some of its luster since they started playing it every day.

Twitter is like life for Magic. He doesn’t know what to do with white cells.

How does someone whose job it is to be on camera not understand how a camera works?

Simmons believes that his firing was the result of a conspiracy:

Are you saying all men who don’t give a shit about defense look alike?!

There’s no defending this post.

24 years old next year. Tragic.

I know! First we lost The Greatest this past weekend. Now we’ve lost the 2.733,099th Greatest.

Maybe he was under extreme Burress.