You come to my home right now with $300k in hand and you can shove your cock in anyone’s face in my family. I’ll even unzip you.

Ah who gives a shit really? it was the 1990's at an SEC school. If Peyton Manning showing you his cock is the worst thing that ever happened to you as a female athletic trainer than I'd say life was pretty good. On top of that you get $300k?!! I'd blow Eli and Peyton for $300k.

Carson won Schilling over right when he started talking about some sort of grain storage pyramid scheme.

Chip Kelly is racist

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Stop! That’s My Wife! is Peyton Manning’s erotic rebuttal to Al Jazeera

Now have Christie’s rebuttal, repeat yourself, have another Christie rebuttal, and then repeat yourself for third time to completely look like a moronic empty suit.

Not one fucking mention of Flint. An entire American city is being poisoned to death, but because a GOP governor could be to blame we should just talk about football.

Nah. Throw his ass in jail. He’s not mentally ill, he’s just a young, dumb, entitled asshole who won’t deal with his drinking issues. He had his shot to deal with it, instead he abused a woman. Now it’s time he is told what to do for a while.

If there’s anything Simmons is capable of, it’s trying the same thing over and over again until he gets the response he’s looking for.

Now Seth Meyers knows when he’s going to die.

Well this is slowly shifting from “clown car crash lol” into “I am genuinely uncomfortable that he’s going to end up like Chris Henry” territory.

For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

Marchman got to him. He’s in the pocket of BIG SAC BUNT. It’s the only plausible explanation.

4-10 years from now “Read this poignant Players Tribune piece about quelling your ego; from the KHL’s own Jonathon Drouin”

As long winded as he is, I just don’t see Francesca having enough material for a two year long show.

Well, this will be a black eye on the organization

Poor Vikings Fan: “Way to ruin little kids’ dreams.”

The Browns were just impressed that his teams have played meaningful games in October.

The defending National League champions? They are not the LOLMets at this point.