Not one fucking mention of Flint. An entire American city is being poisoned to death, but because a GOP governor could be to blame we should just talk about football.

Nah. Throw his ass in jail. He’s not mentally ill, he’s just a young, dumb, entitled asshole who won’t deal with his drinking issues. He had his shot to deal with it, instead he abused a woman. Now it’s time he is told what to do for a while.

If there’s anything Simmons is capable of, it’s trying the same thing over and over again until he gets the response he’s looking for.

Now Seth Meyers knows when he’s going to die.

Well this is slowly shifting from “clown car crash lol” into “I am genuinely uncomfortable that he’s going to end up like Chris Henry” territory.

For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

Marchman got to him. He’s in the pocket of BIG SAC BUNT. It’s the only plausible explanation.

4-10 years from now “Read this poignant Players Tribune piece about quelling your ego; from the KHL’s own Jonathon Drouin”

As long winded as he is, I just don’t see Francesca having enough material for a two year long show.

Well, this will be a black eye on the organization

Poor Vikings Fan: “Way to ruin little kids’ dreams.”

The Browns were just impressed that his teams have played meaningful games in October.

The defending National League champions? They are not the LOLMets at this point.

Here’s the thing: Owens is one of the best wide receivers ever, and despite all his issues, he always kept himself in phenomenal shape. Hardy is an abhorrent human being who should be in prison for several years, but he’s a great football player.

Untreated concussion and worsening drinking problem. That’s a recipe for a young death if ever I’ve heard one.

Hearing about a couple named Candi and Jimbo getting divorced because they’re Seminoles but she slept with a Gator is the most Floridian story ever written.

Not trolling, but I just don’t see it. What has really changed about this team? They have an other-worldly offense and respectable starting pitching even after their ace (who, let’s just assume for sake of argument is not going to regress to the mean in 2016 despite never winning more than 10 games before 2015). They…

I hope the Cubs never win it.