Never would have thought that the NL East and NL West would both be leaps and bounds better than the NL Central this year.

How long till he kills someone?

What is dead may never die

Those last two years ring chasing Shaq were really, really sad to watch.

I’d say he’s more of a homeless Cowherd. Or a homeless white Whitlock.

Anyone who’s the whipping boy for Cowherd and Whitlock’s fantastical shit hour is no friend around here.

Probably would have passed on Beasley for Westbrook.

And I swear, it looked like I’d seen the biggest human being I’ve ever seen in my life.

There's a serious lack of Clay Travis and his MAGA Southern Bro hot taeks

#BlackDrivesSplatter

Why not both?

I’m assuming the downgrade from Frank Vogel to Nate McMillan isn’t going to be pretty.

Contract year D-Rose, you know he's going to be healthy all year and probably quite productive, get his max from the Knicks and then promptly blow out his knees in a shopping cart accident.

I’m guessing that Indy and Atlanta will be significantly worse than they were last year, Hornets too. Knicks could probably fluke into 45 wins.

You know it's happening and you enjoy your six seed and prompt first round beating.

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

They were 12th because Gilbert made season ticket holders lock in their seats before The Decision. Not because they were rallying around some #ALLinCLE10 horseshit.

The only reason LeBron isn’t getting absolutely fucking devastated by his obsessions with being the GM/Owner is because he went bonkers and Kyrie (whom LeBron had absolutely no say whatsoever) helped carry him to the finish line.

If you think Pat Riley and Micky Arison would take LeBron James back after the way he left and now this horseshit “secret” motivation nonsense you’re fucking nuts bro.

Miami should have had two rings in the Shaq/Wade era, they would have crushed San Antonio had Wade not gotten hurt in the ECF.