Holy sweet Jeebux, I just realized my body is 70% substance that fish shit in.

Hey, dihydrogen monoxide is scary stuff!

I am convinced that’s why most people are buying bottled water and cramming the landfills full of plastic bottles. People are so stupid - they want CLEAN, special water. I see people all the time shopping at Aldi for their families - loading up on bottled water. Leave that shit in the store and make another night's…

The existence of water filtration/treatment plants has clearly passed these people by. Along with a fuckload of other basics.

Because mentally ill people live all over the world and these types of mass shootings, generally speaking, do not happen in other industrialized countries. This was a mass shooting, it most certainly is an issue about guns.

“Stiffing him by taking the 20 percent off is exactly what he deserved.”

A nice round of castrations will clear that right up. We don't have enough eunuchs in the world.

Young, sexually frustrated white men are the real terrorists in this country. fuck man...

Yeah. Uhm this person wants to ride an elephant? Because EVERY indian wedding has that and elephants are a dime a dozen in india, riiiight? Jesus.

Ride an elephant. Don't pretend to be Indian.

I’m not quite sure how seriously to take this comment, but “Indian Wedding” traditions vary widely according to according to religion, language, ethnicity, region, etc. Throughout the subcontinent, they are hugely culturally significant events, replete with deeply layered and complex symbolism that stretches back…

The Bollywood costume was made for Madhuri Dixit in Devdas, but apparently it was too heavy for her to dance in. I found this promo photo.

Was this guy distantly related to Rasputin, by any chance??

Did she have a frying pan hidden behind the pulpit in case her crazy dad showed up? Because that is what I am hoping.

homeschooling never wins. even here, somehow.

Jeff definitely needs more representation around here. I can only do so much.

So if English becomes the official language does that mean they’ll start teaching it in schools?

Books are deadly

During angry sex foreplay, a Russian woman did this sort of tackling/pro wrestling move and threw me back first through an IKEA coffee table. Did it right there on the floor between two halves of a table. So many scrapes and splinters.

stream it, but I seem to be in the minority that I was underimpressed