Manslation: “We have noticed that there are women in the workplace who are not our secretaries. In fact, they purport to be our colleagues. Upon several harsh reminders bestowed upon many of our alumni by various courts in the last 30 years, we have deemed it appropriate that our members to become accustomed to…

Hooray now every hyper-priveledged white person can beome a ruling class Brahmin! Progress! Success! This is definitely feminism! Forging feminism through hypercapitalism one step at a time! Everyone who makes more than 700 thousand dollar a year high five me!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT

My friend’s fiancé was once like ‘Hohoho, if you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting, hohoho’ and I practically shouted ‘It’s rape, sex with someone who does not or cannot consent is rape, please stop talking immediately’.

Imperator Furiosa OWNS that film. It’s so shiny and chrome.

Seriously, Theron made that movie. Hardy is great and all, blah blah blah, but that movie was Theron all the damn way.

Studio Exec: Movies with women in leading roles never succeed. We can’t do it.

Witness.

All movies should be from Valhalla, shiny and chrome.

1. cast ronda rousey

That’s not weird. Weird is wanting to see the matrix redone with cats.

If Ronda Rousey could act, then yes please.

Is it wierd that I’d kind of like to see Fight Club redone with female leads?

Useless movie nerd fact: Ripley from the Alien franchise was originally written as a man. Now she's one of cinemas greatest asskickers.

Seriously. I got on Amethia a few years ago, which means I get 4 periods a year (and they are super light and short) and it freaking changed my life. I wish I had known it was an option back when I started my period, because if I had, I would have been on this shit from the beginning. For me, the real benefit is that…

1. Your Drew Magary imitation is getting very good

I would like to use this as an opportunity to promote Peaky Blinders on Netflix because it is awesome as fuck. Hardy plays a the head of London’s early 20th century Jewish gangs. I am giddy with excitement every time he is on the screen because he rocks the shit out of the role.

A Texas State University student got a DUI...

It's not slut-shaming if you're in a monogamous relationship and you sleep around. That's called cheating and even sex-positive people agree that you're a piece of shit if you do it.

For instant comfort, Tieks are the most comfortable I’ve ever worn. For the price, though, they should have lasted much longer than they did. Though to be fair, I wore them EVERY DAY (which you shouldn’t do) and am in NYC which is very hard on shoes.

For instant comfort, Tieks are the most comfortable I’ve ever worn. For the price, though, they should have lasted…