We’ve had labia man and Dr Vagina (below) - whomst will fulfil the prophecy and become the third consubstantial person in the trinity of anatomansplainers?

My now-wife really wanted a big honking engagement ring. It was just always in her head that she would get one. We married older and were financially secure, so it wasn’t a big burden.

Lmao imagine writing this 

I’m struggling between “don’t feed trolls” and “everyone needs to see this"

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

The really dumb question: Why does she even need a degree? What could it possibly do for her? Why would her parents pay 500k to get her into a good school when they could put that same money toward ... idk, launching a clothing line or acting classes or some other kind of self promotion more in line with this woman’s…

have you SEEN Jesus’ abs?

I liked him as Jordan’s brother in Scrubs who died of cancer. It was a phenomenal episode.

Yes, it would have been better.

Money.

We truly live in the Upside-Down where the Satan worshipers are the de-facto good guys.

Right? Really,the romance and surprise thing can still happen after you have talked about it, and decided together. My husband even asked that I show him the kind of ring I wanted, so Iknew exactly what was going to eventually be on my finger - and he still surprised the hell out of me when he proposed, because a) he…

The only time I wake my husband up in angry laughter is when he and the dog synchronize their snoring into a seamless loop.

I cannot help it, I find badly-drawn penises to be HILARIOUS. I saw this on Deadspin and laughed my ass off. Even more so when I thought of the pearl-clutchers trying to shield their kid’s eyes from the “naughty cloud”.

I’m pretty sure he’s not even the sexiest Blake Shelton alive.

14 year old son is just tearing through the Vaseline and the body wash these days, huh?

Nice try, Blake.

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS

I feel very protective of Joan Didion as a writer and as a person. This seems thoughtless and mean-spirited. We're not Quintana's doctor or family, so what right do we have to know how she died? Didion chose to share her experiences and now she's getting shit because they aren't specific enough? Bullshit. She, of all…