Is the line “maybe he was eating a lot of yogurt beforehand” specifically a reference to Garol from Broad City or just a coincidence?

These assholes can do whatever they want, just stay the fuck away from me. Also, I have never heard a single woman in my entire life say that they love gigantic swinging gonads, and am geniunely baffled by this one-sided obsession that dudes seem to have with their own balls.

YES

omg grapefruit is the best for this

I love LaCroix (not as much as the poster dislikes it for some reason, but whatevs), but I just buy the store brand seltzer because they are half the price, and ultimately I’m way too cheap to spend 6 bucks on 12 cans of fizzy water. Its really that simple, and I’ll be waiting for my market analysis check from…

I have to point out that the Xtina & Co version of Lady Marmalade actually came out in 2001, not sure why some sources say 2008. I researched it a little to make sure, but mostly knew this because watching the video on MTV 100 times a day is one of the only things I remember from attending Myrtle Beach Senior Week as…

So....can this perpetuate even if your job becomes low stress after a very high stress several years, but you stay in the same industry? I’m in healthcare and went from seeing 30-40 patients a day, 6 days/week for several years to a much more traditional 15 patients per day/40 hr a week schedule. But even though I’ve…

Raise your hand if you remember being in this exact situation at one point or another with an older guy, and didn’t know how to communicate your lack of interest because youre EIGHTEEN FUCKING YEARS OLD. 

Re: Kim Kardashian removing a rib to wear her dress: remember being in middle school and hearing the rumor that Marilyn Manson had ribs removed so he could suck his own dick?  

Literally the first thing that I thought of. Jack Nicholson asking “...what’s with all the turtlenecks? It’s the middle of summer?”

I would bang Seth Rogen in any incarnation of Seth Rogen, but particularly as Cal in 40 Year Old Virgin.  But yeah, that has always been a yes for me. 

I kind of had issues with that too, switched to their sensitive skin formula (i think its green tea scented or something?) and those issues went away.  It doesn’t work AS well but still better than any of the aluminum based ones I used to use. 

What do our bodies say to the gods of day drinking??

Baby girl, liquify your assets, take the boys, eliminate that goddamn payroll full of hangers-on/family members, and move somewhere that gives you peace. 

I’ll say this: I’m 35, and the thought of waking up two years from now and finding myself in a high-profile social media makeup feud with a 19 year old boy feels like one of the more embarrassing directions my life could potentially take.

Whatever the rules are/were for eating on the train isn’t the point. The point is—mind your goddamn business and don’t use your privilege/platform to tattle on a low wage working like a fucking two year old. Fuck whoever this author is, maybe put that excess busybody energy into finding a new publisher.

Me: *nods in surprise, acting as though I haven’t watched this movie once every six months since it came out on DVD* “Oh wow, good to know!”

Oh yeah, sorry.  I wasn’t really implying big=adult breasts, I was thinking more how mine are saggy as fuck and arent supported anymore by like, lacy nipple covers

Literally can’t remember the last time I bought a bra from VS. Once you are a woman with adult breasts and a job that requires movement of any sort, bra construction, support, and quality actually start to matter.  Then you realize that paying $50 for a “sexy” poorly engineered piece of shit maybe isn’t in your best…

I mean everyone should have died last episode but here we are