Hm—this guy is DEFINITELY objectively hot. But those empty eyes are scaring me. I guess it's different when they're on a runway as opposed to in a court room? I don't understand my feelings right now.

With my friend's guy friend who was in town for the weekend. We were playing never have i ever, and I had never had a one-night-stand, so when it came up he looked at me and said "really? you should try it, they can be really fun!" The way he said it was so encouraging and positive that I was like "I should try…

Why god why is it the year 2014 and at least once a month I see an article that validates Jenny McCarthy with attention? Can we start paying equal attention to my cousin Randy who lives in my aunt Carol's garage apartment and collects vintage license plates, because he has contributed about as much to functional…

Jane Krakowski on 30 Rock?? When? I must have seen every episode of that show about 100 times and never noticed her being pregnant!

you know when you're out celebrating something good and you are in that zone where you're buzzed and feel the absolute BEST you have ever felt in your life? I wonder if that's how Rihanna feels all the time

SO weird! I'm happy so many people are getting education/closure out of this!

Right? It's scary yet weirdly impressive the crazy shit your body can do...

you're so welcome! i seriously told every woman i know about it after it happened—partly because i just NEEDED to talk about it and mostly for educational purposes

very possible—my OB said that it "wasn't uncommon" and I was like, why don't we learn about this in sex ed or something then? it is so scary and horrifying.

It was the craziest, most painful thing that has ever happened to me. I thought that I had miscarried an early pregnancy or something at first, but after a panicked phone call to my OB we figured it out together. "Horrific wonders" is SO accurate.

This sounds like the potential title of a young adult novel

I recently finished a doctoral program that was around 80% men, and I found myself surrounded by guys more often than not. Most of them were dear people that I consider great friends (NOT ALL MEN), but there was a group that would constantly try to make me feel uncomfortable by talking about their favorite porn and…

Vocally this was a little sub-Mariah, but it still made me feel all warm and fuzzy. Both because of her and the shots of the audience members who looked SO PSYCHED.

I let my pup eat the last bite of my delicious sandwich after reading this. THE LAST BITE.

OMG Tess's Miss Piggy forearm tat!!!!!

NEIL AND DAVID 4 EVA

you can't announce a surprise album, that is not how surprises work

absolutely! I occasionally will get the "you look tired" from someone when I don't wear mascara, but that's not so bad. It's is definitely freeing to be like "this is my face, whatever." And the big secret is that no one who matters ever cares in the first place.

When I was a little kid I went and spent the night at my best friend's house for the first time, and was completely shocked when her mom (who i had seen every day at school for at least 6 months) came out barefaced—she looked lovely, but at the same time like a completely different person, pretty much unrecognizable…

Ireland Baldwin owned whoever that was. What a fucking hero.