I don’t listen to Phil Simms or Jim Nantz already, so don’t you dare ask me to listen now.

Was Hardy convicted of a crime? I don't know his entire back story.

They tried real hard to have an opinion without actually stating said opinion.

You are right. Everyone is reacting to the unfortunate outcome of the slide.

It was a late slide and it sucks that Tejada was injured. But if you think that Utley is a dirty player you’re either a fan of a division opponent who is unable to view him objectively, or you just haven’t watched him play consistently. He plays his ass off and is an elite base runner. Also, the bad feed from Murphy…

Watch the replay again and you will see Utley trying to swipe his left hand across second base but was unable to because he took a knee to the head. He probably would’ve missed but he did attempt.

Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!

What Utley did wasn't actually against the rules is the issue. The quoted rule doesn't apply to the play in question.

For breakfast will you be making hot takes with indignation?

If you don’t like the way chase utley plays baseball, I'm sorry but you just don’t like baseball

Ah yes, a successful black man being criticized for his blackness.

Since the girlfriend refused to testify and took the payout over her dignity, is it ok to laugh at all this? Not at the alleged domestic violence, but the entire idea of all of this.

I’ve met possibly 2 dozen Koreans in my life, and each time they were introduced by first name. Park is one of the most common family names in Korea, but most of the world has no reason to know that.

‘The one other white person in the world named Park.’ You really are showing your US-centtic ignorance here, aren’t you?

Yes I can. It’s a common British surname. One of the casting directors is British. Not a large Korean population in the UK so the Parks you come across there are white. The ethnicity is never specified and if the casting director didn’t have knowledge of another country’s ethnic surnames, a white woman is who she’d go…

You’re friends think you could be a rapist?

So your take on “Park” is the valid one, and not the casting director’s or Ridley Scott’s? Good to know.

Am I supposed to be upset they cast two straight actors as Dumbledore, too? Because that’s exactly as “outside the book canon” as Mindy Park being Korean-American.

No, it wasn’t. Matt Damon being the new poster boy of racism around here for the intellectually unencumbered who just love to fling poo at some big names, usually followed by *he’s the worst* or something to that effect.

STOP GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY OUTRAGE.