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Yep! Three of my friends have rescued greyhounds and they are adorable - I would genuinely sit all day petting them while they look happy but mildly confused - but it was hard as hell to teach any of them recall, they just ran until they stopped and then waited, one of them had been a breeder so she broke her tail…

Add Shiba Inu’s to that list. Beautiful, sensitive, and intelligent—but NOT for the first time dog owner.

PETA has some nerve telling anyone about animal adoption given their tendency to euthanize adoptable animals in what they refer to as “mercy killing”.

AGAIN: This should not be a serious surprise to anyone. They knew exactly what they were voting for and getting:

Some parts of us might be a constant (like all the clones having a crush of Delphine)

I don’t understand what Bella Throne is. Also, her teeth look v strange? Maybe it’s her lip injections? Maybe she needs a white strip? IDK.

People might use it, since that is plural. A person shan’t.

*reads most of the comment* well, ok, that guy is a creepy perv...

Donald Glover even mentions his Nephew and practically looks dead at the audience for a minute waiting for people to get it.

Donald Glover was playing The Prowler. He is never revealed as such, but in the Ultimate universe, his character, Miles Morales’ uncle, is The Prowler.

Yeah, maybe I’m just buying into the charm too much, but I believe him. He’s not someone who needs to make random shit up to be entertaining and winning in interviews. Dude’s been mostly well received as Spidey and already has a legion of adoring fans. He also seems pretty down to earth and sincere when he isn’t…

Really? Hmmm... okay.

I seem to recall he does wear that jacket over the suit.

This is the best:

Yeah, I’ve never been a huge Taylor Swift fan, but that is a topnotch, A+ answer to a bullshit question. I mean, I’m sure she was prepped for this, but I’d be hard pressed not to stand up and cheer in the courtroom if I’d heard any of these answers in person.

Also impressive: that the apology was actually worse than the original statement (which was bad enough).

All of these comments are so weird because I’ve literally never had anything less than a great experience at an Apple Store or with their customer service. Like, they’ve done everything for me (fixed my phone screen when it shattered, told me how to fix my old laptop when I ruined it), and also in one case they really…

A male feminist walks into a bar