Camille + Harry is about as real as Tess + Harry, Taylor + Harry, I could go on...

I’m surprised to see Rowling misusing “whom.”

This is the one thing that’s always worked for me, when experiencing anything on a plane. Turbulence, loud noises, whatever. If the flight attendant in the jump seat doesn’t look up from her magazine, I don’t sweat it.

I fucking hate this man with every fiber of my being. He’s such a cowardly worm of a man, with no respect for anyone who doesn’t kiss his ass.

Egg?

You just walk out the door in it and give everyone a thrill, because the circus comes to town everyday now muthafuckas!

THAT ORANGE JUMPSUIT WHAAAAATTT

I mean, I think the money is on substance abuse with a side of mental health issues. As somebody who’s juuuuuust started to deal with the fact that I have similar issues, I kind of get it. Being on tour seems like a terrible thing for any of those problems.

What’s hilarious to me is that I would bet a million dollars (if I had them) that most girls there knew more about the events of Dunkirk than most the guys. Harry fans have been posting stuff about WWII and the small boats that got requisitioned. They even raised money to repair one of the small boats (the Skylark? I…

Saw Dunkirk over the weekend. I admit, me - a 29 year old engaged woman - partially wanted to see this because of Harry. I think he’s a beautiful, talented quirky guy with sick fashion sense and taste in men and was so curious about him being cast in a war movie of all things.

Being outdoors in the summer sucks period.

To be fair, the reason I didn’t watch the new Muppet show was because the commercials made it look like they were all acting out of character...

“It’s really disappointing” is not a slam.

hey world, winter is coming...for you.

Kendall’s pic and caption reminds me of my attention seeking cousin who posted a pic of herself in a bikini leaning forward and her arms squeezing into the side of her boobs (the only reason any woman does that is to thrust out her cleavage) and captioned it “did my sunglasses leave a tan line on my face?”

So there is a window of like three years where people are dateable? Get out of here, youth

I’m still not over that “debate.”

yeah it kind of happens to me (on a much smaller scale, and almost entirely because i don’t take precautionary measures to mitigate the effects) because i’m prescribed adderall and it really suppresses my appetite

Hmm. I think it’s great that they don’t want people to feel embarrassed about periods. I guess I always just read it in a “thank God this stuff happens to other people, too” kind of way and never felt like they were trying to make me feel embarrassed, though I can see how I would read it that way as an adult. But I…

I fucking LIVED for these. When I was in middle school my greatest joy was reading this column, and I still remember finding a stack of old Seventeens in my aunt’s house from the last decade and flipping back to read this column. Fuck, these illustrations are provoking a visceral reaction, I feel like I’m 12 again.