The best is still the first time he did the recurring bit with “Dan Cortes”.

“By wearing these stones near your heart chakra, you are open to LOVE more deeply & live from the heart,” the Max & Vera website reads. “Each crystal contains a different energy to promote health & balance.” They also sell dog collars with little crystals on them, for all my dog fans—rose quartz for “a strong…

When you’re in line to inherit something from Armand Hammer, you don’t fuck around. (Armie Hammer was born in 1986; Armand Hammer died in 1990. Staying in good with the old man could move the inheritance needle by millions.) 

Acclaimed BBC mini-series....that lasted 6 episodes vs Dr Who...44 episodes over 3 years.

I’m still so messed up about Chris. His entire storyline was devastating.

A friend got so annoyed by people asking ‘what she was having’. One time her bf snapped and just said ‘a baby’.

Sam Rockwell is a great actor, but his character in Three Billboards is such a badly written pile up of cliches about stupid, racist cops that even he couldn’t make him into a believable human being.

Who should have gotten that nomination is Ray Romano for The Big Sick. He was as least as good as Holly Hunter in that…

Stop being hyperbolic about the Olympics?!? You are literally the worst person to ever live on this or any other planet.

I think they can be cute and comfy.

Why was Thor not a Shakespearean epic in your opinion?

Take all the guns.

Janelle Monae’s profile always makes me gasp. She clearly knows her angles but also my goddness she is sculpted perfection.

I don’t want to spoil anything, but if you saw it, you wouldn’t think that way.

Of course, that’s because I’m smarter than him.

Why does she need to say anything? Why do we immediately turn to the closest woman and burden her with the responsibility of answering for some shitty man’s actions? Why does it always bounce back on women?

He can die mad about it.

It sounds like you haven’t seen it? Oliver doesn’t play a mentor role, at least not in the sexual relationship. He’s a bit of a social mentor, encouraging Elio to be more brave and curious about exploring his surroundings. But he’s the opposite when it comes to the sexual attraction, he counsels aversion and…

I didn’t take it as “mentoring”.. they hung out, but I never got the sense that Oliver was there to “teach” Elio anything. It was a messy situation and I think it was presented as such.

“He’s brand new to navigating the murky politics of Hollywood and he’s still figuring it out. Give the kid a break.”