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The whole first part of your comment is why a lot of us AVOID eating takeout.

I don’t want to do those things all the time

Which is funny, because as a woman I’d say only one in ten men give me a real handshake and not some pathetic, clammy finger-grab. I have a very strong handshake and that stuff drives me insane.

Brendon was a cutie back in the day.

It’s just a little insulting and infantilising to women who wear various forms of Islamic dress to assume that they are doing it because they are forced to and not because they are making a choice. I mean, I’m not going to deny the misogyny inherent in traditionalist interpretations of all the Abrahamic religions, and…

“It’s not clear what acting gig Turner was talking about, but she has four unreleased films in the works, including Berlin, I Love You, Huntsville, Time Freak, and the upcoming X-Men movie where she’s reprising her role as Jean Grey.”

It took me far too long to realize this is a satire piece. I was like wow, I guess this is some first world problems kind of stuff

Camille + Harry is about as real as Tess + Harry, Taylor + Harry, I could go on...

I’m surprised to see Rowling misusing “whom.”

This is the one thing that’s always worked for me, when experiencing anything on a plane. Turbulence, loud noises, whatever. If the flight attendant in the jump seat doesn’t look up from her magazine, I don’t sweat it.

I fucking hate this man with every fiber of my being. He’s such a cowardly worm of a man, with no respect for anyone who doesn’t kiss his ass.

Egg?

You just walk out the door in it and give everyone a thrill, because the circus comes to town everyday now muthafuckas!

THAT ORANGE JUMPSUIT WHAAAAATTT

I mean, I think the money is on substance abuse with a side of mental health issues. As somebody who’s juuuuuust started to deal with the fact that I have similar issues, I kind of get it. Being on tour seems like a terrible thing for any of those problems.

What’s hilarious to me is that I would bet a million dollars (if I had them) that most girls there knew more about the events of Dunkirk than most the guys. Harry fans have been posting stuff about WWII and the small boats that got requisitioned. They even raised money to repair one of the small boats (the Skylark? I…

Saw Dunkirk over the weekend. I admit, me - a 29 year old engaged woman - partially wanted to see this because of Harry. I think he’s a beautiful, talented quirky guy with sick fashion sense and taste in men and was so curious about him being cast in a war movie of all things.

Being outdoors in the summer sucks period.