To be fair, the reason I didn’t watch the new Muppet show was because the commercials made it look like they were all acting out of character...

“It’s really disappointing” is not a slam.

hey world, winter is coming...for you.

Kendall’s pic and caption reminds me of my attention seeking cousin who posted a pic of herself in a bikini leaning forward and her arms squeezing into the side of her boobs (the only reason any woman does that is to thrust out her cleavage) and captioned it “did my sunglasses leave a tan line on my face?”

So there is a window of like three years where people are dateable? Get out of here, youth

I really think that if it had been another white guy there would have been all out revolt. It had to be a woman or POC and I am here for it.

I’m still not over that “debate.”

yeah it kind of happens to me (on a much smaller scale, and almost entirely because i don’t take precautionary measures to mitigate the effects) because i’m prescribed adderall and it really suppresses my appetite

Hmm. I think it’s great that they don’t want people to feel embarrassed about periods. I guess I always just read it in a “thank God this stuff happens to other people, too” kind of way and never felt like they were trying to make me feel embarrassed, though I can see how I would read it that way as an adult. But I…

I fucking LIVED for these. When I was in middle school my greatest joy was reading this column, and I still remember finding a stack of old Seventeens in my aunt’s house from the last decade and flipping back to read this column. Fuck, these illustrations are provoking a visceral reaction, I feel like I’m 12 again.

I worked at YM for one inglorious year in the early ‘90s. Say Anything and the reader questions were all real. You should have seen the ones we didn’t publish.

Zayn Malik?

What gender is purple?

I hate it when women blame the other woman. She wasn’t married to you! It’s shitty but he’s the one who promised you he’d be faithful. At least she’s divorcing him thou instead of just blaming the other woman and staying with his lame ass.

Did you say anything to him? Because if you didn’t, then I don’t really see what he did wrong. He asked if he could bring his dog, and was told yes. It’s normal not to keep the dog leashed up the whole visit, and unless his dog caused any damage, letting him wander around shouldn’t have been a big deal. I also don’t…

it doesn’t matter how long i look at it, i have no idea which one is kendall. I WIN.

2gether should be on this show.

Ha! My excuse is that I was schooled by nuns K-12; we learned the right stuff whether we wanted to or not. Plus, the two most common phrases uttered in my home were, “Don’t slouch over your food” and “Look it up.”

The headline makes this sound a lot more ominous than it was.

You’re preaching to the choir; I don’t know if people know better and just don’t care or if they were all absent that day. (And I love 1D, too. )