This is one of my irrational grammar annoyances, too! It’s so minor that I almost feel bad correcting people (but also, it’s SO MINOR that it should be really easy to remember)

It’s just like “blond” vs. “blonde.”

Bobby I love you so dearly but please... it’s “fiancée” if it’s Chyna! Don’t be another one of those people who just uses “fiancé” for both :( it hurts me!!

I don’t blame other countries for laughing at us. I would be laughing too if I didn’t live here.

Guys, please don’t use the Sun and the Daily Mail as legitimate sources.

I completely read that headline as “Joe Biden.” I am now a little disappointed.

why would I watch this when I could rewatch The Prestige

Dear person filming, it is probably not park security’s explicit job to catch falling patrons. Pretty sure this is more than uncommon for them. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad people did catch her, but it seemed like an odd thing to yell at them when they’re trying to assess the area and keep the chaos reined in.

But she wasn’t entertaining to watch. I can understand watching complex characters; seeing them evolve or watching them slowly destroy themselves. Don Draper was no angel. Neither was Dexter. Or Walter White.

If there was any show that Netflix should have canceled it should have been The OA.

It was a good show

Ugh, I’m really getting sick of language being SO policed. Didn’t anyone with severe allergies also get upset at Lorde and force her to apologize? People die from allergies!

“We made ehhhhhht” is playing in the background of my mind probably half the time.

Same. And also, like, y’all never tried any butt stuff..? Are we just pretending like that’s not a thing? And OF COURSE he can see your butthole during sex. And not just while doing it doggy style.

What kind of people says mmmbop?

1. I feel like we’re soulmates.

The examples just served to confuse me, because it seems like they’re equally composed of dudes who I crush on and dudes whose appeal I do not understand.

I think it’s a great thing that The Color Purple is more closely associated with the black actors than the white director.

The point that Steven Spielberg directs far, far, far more movies about men than women seems fair.

But also, what if she did want to go home and have sex with him, and changed her mind when she saw his doll collection or something? The idea that if we start down a path with a man we can’t change our minds is fucking gross. If I start eating a pizza and hate it, do I need to keep going? Do you shove it into my mouth…