I’m so sorry to have done this to you. You probably wouldn’t have been able to tell during the concert. And One Direction shows are so fun I can almost guarantee you wouldn’t have cared.

One of my only complaints with the otherwise generally flawless Harry Styles is he is constantly chewing gum.

I’ve seen similar posts in a few places, and I know it’s a joke, but the joke doesn’t work. Brexit is Britain’s exit from something, not something’s exit from Britain. I know I’m being a pedantic wet blanket but I’ve seen so many variations of this today and I’m annoyed.

I had a breast reduction and the scars are very light. Granted, mine was done about 15 years ago, but they lightened up quickly. And techniques are probably better now as well. Don’t let they scars scare you, they aren’t nearly as bad as you’re probably imagining.

I lived abroad during the 2004 election. Every time I met someone new and they’d ask if I was American, I’d immediately follow my ‘yes’ with ‘I voted for Kerry.’ The reactions to Bush being reelected were bad enough, I can’t even imagine how it is for Americans abroad now. But at least they’re lucky enough to not be…

I am one of the two people who would like to hear the rant about Xavier Dolan.

My friend had a cat named Sir. It’s a very cute name for a cat. Not so much for a person.

I’d just like to give a shout out to One Direction for singing live every single time, be it on tv or at concerts. Being a bunch of non-dancers does have an upside.

I’ve cut my own bangs for years. It’s usually fine but occasionally I end up with baby bangs for a week or two. The trick is to watch how your stylist cuts them, then just copy their technique, but slower. Also don’t use that kind of scissors, jesus. I use little nail scissors because they are more precise and give me…

I had curly bangs as a tween. Not curly hair, mind you, just curly bangs.

I second this wholeheartedly. I foolishly attempted it a few years back. The key is so much higher than I remembered.

This was my first thought. We’re inching ever nearer to 10 second sitcoms. “We made iiittt.”

I’m assuming Zayn was the original zaddy, as his fans have been calling him that for ages. But if I’m wrong... why does it start with a z? Please help me, I can’t find a logical explanation for that.

As a woman, I’m amazed women don’t know this. It’s just so logical and obvious.

I am genuinely perplexed as to how (apparently several!) grown ass adults were so confused by the butthole’s visibility. Is everyone here a virgin? Are they all so ashamed of their buttholes that they’ve convinced themselves they’re invisible? I just... can’t understand.

I lived in Europe for a few years and it was... a very nice time. Moving back to America has been disappointing in pretty much all the ways it can be.

Oh I remember the cheek piercings! All that surgery makes much more sense than just “she’s aged and is healthy now,” though I’m sure those are also factors.

Nope, same. I wasn’t sure which one she was until I pressed play on the video, and even then it took until she started speaking and turned more towards the camera.

I had a little purple peacoat from SJP’s line that I absolutely loved. Plus I was fresh out of of college at the time and had no money, and it was all so inexpensive! But still pretty good quality?! I was really sad when they stopped carrying/discontinued those lines.

That could very well be.