I grew up on the "good" side of the tracks as well, and growing up I always thought of Gary as the one dark spot on an otherwise great area (I had a history teacher who regularly referred to Gary as the Murder Capital of America, or just the Midwest on a good day). We moved away when I was 15, so it's possible I just…

Bite your tongue- he's the best!

My realtime reaction: "This should be funnier. She's usually so funny. Why isn't this- FULCHER!!!!" The best.

There's been talk about what a general scumbag this guy is for YEARS. I'm glad someone with Kesha's visibility is calling him out on his behavior and (hopefully) making him pay for it.

I am right there with you. Even as a child, I was horrified by that boy's behavior. I expected the moral of the book to be about how if you're a selfish shitbag your entire life, you will end up with nothing and no one. But then it wasn't! How??

I LOVE Shel Silverstein. Like, even at 30 years old, I can still recite tons of his poems. But I HATE The goddamn Giving Tree.

You're doing God's work.

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. Those wrinkles are like 35% of his appeal.

I love him so much it's embarrassing. I'm not the biggest Hank Williams fan, but, damn it all, I will see this.

That was exactly the image that came to me, too! My Little Pony hair. But in the most phenomenal way.

Oh thank god. I thought he was still in his teens!

That cat is me.

I saw Pete Davidson do standup a few weeks ago, and after they announced his name there was a definite moment of confusion for me. I wanted to see the Doctor tell jokes!

I just got on this bandwagon like two weeks ago. They've been the best two weeks of my life.

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and hyperventilating. This is amazing.

Noel's all encompassing hatred for Coldplay is one of my favorite things. Also, megalols at a dude in a donkey-ear hat saying he isn't trying to be cool.

GROAN.

Oh Smithy, you alien-faced babe.

OMG SWIMFAN. I was nearly an hour late to class during college because Swimfan was on tv and I could not stop watching it. I don't even know if it was a good movie, I just know I was mesmerized by it.

It is damn delightful. I posted on the other thread that I would listen to this when I was having trouble sleeping. That deep rumble, it's my kind of lullaby.