He often comes off like too much of a try-hard for me, with all of the dancing and impressions, but I just LOVE his raptor. Love it.

Totally. He's one of the least cool people out there and that is precisely why I like him.

Me too! I wish I got this delightful bitchy PMS everyone is talking about, but I get horribly, horribly depressed PMS instead. It's only for one day about three days before my period starts, but it is one terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

I have never ever had a dog that ate its own poop, ever. Whenever "ew, they eat poop" is a person's knee-jerk reaction, I assume it's because they've never actually had a dog.

Hahaha re: dapping, because all I can think of is Dappy from NDubs getting slapped in the face with a cock. Hahahahahaha

I've literally never heard the word "vape" before. Not one single time. Not enough smokers in my life, I guess?

I had a dream about Mark Gatiss (Mycroft) last night for similar reasons. Also #noregrets.

He's not a very good driver but he sure can park.

Haha, don't worry, it happens to the best of us!

I just watched a bunch of Debbie Gibson videos on youtube the other day, and I was so surprised at how she and her dancers were dressed and the kind of moves they were doing. And not just because it was all so very 80s, but because she was fully clothed at all times, sometimes even in LAYERS. BAGGY LAYERS! I was…

Just noticed an hilarious typo. Leaving it in, and I hope everyone reading this appreciates it.

Monkeys are the scariest things because they are so human. I don't understand people that think they are cute, they are fucking terrifying murderers. There's a part of the London zoo where there are a bunch of free roaming little monkeys. I didn't notice initially but nearly had a heart attack when I turned to my…

This reminds me of how my dad has accidentally killed two bats while playing tennis (not at once! Two different games). He threw the ball into the air to serve, the bat went in for the ball and his racket connected with both of them. He thought he just temporarily stunned it but nope, dead. Both times. Poor bats.

I don't know how "insane" this is, but I was walking through a London park a few years ago and stopped to look at something (possibly the beauty of nature, probably my phone) when I felt something tapping my foot. I looked down, and there was a little squirrel, using both his front paws to tap tap tap on my shoe. I…

Made this face while reading that:

I was almost enjoying the trailer and thinking they did a decent job of making something terrible seem not that bad (and I'm loving the new Crazy In Love!), but then she said that line and I was like, "Ugh, nope, there it is. There's Bella Swan."

I've got a friend like that. After any party or event, she obsessively goes through the photos and untags herself if she doesn't look good enough. I don't get it either.

I'm really hoping to avoid the "where are they now" card, unless it's just to say he was eventually pardoned. Everything else deserves to be depicted on screen.

YES, agree to the fullest extent! "The government he saved killed him." That is precisely the sentiment I was trying to get across elsewhere but didn't word it nearly as succinctly.

Oh Jesus, really?! I knew what happened to him only in the most general terms (arrest, chemical castration, eventual suicide), but I didn't know how he came to be arrested in the first place. That's extra awful if he reported a crime to the police and was subsequently arrested himself.