Agreed, but the Crusade to Protect the Sanctity of America’s Public Restrooms™ is not going away anytime soon and the administration has to push back.

I have no idea who Pitbull is and was trying to figure out what this meant. Did he domestically assault a dancing pitbull?

You're good. Just never comment on ANYTHING that has to do with being a mom or having a mom or anything mom. When it comes to Mom-ness, there is No. Safe. Space.

At that age, they’re gonna fucking need it...

The number of people who haven’t actually read any of the court documents or the statement of the prosecuter, and yet STILL claim to know what went down (and are 100% wrong), is astounding - it’s a definite credit to Allen’s publicity machine.

Blake Lively can not criticize or comment on woody allen, she needs the work goddamn it. I mean how long can the deadpool money last?! Her website didn’t make it. She was looking into getting a job at jamba juice but the other applicants were way more qualified. SHE NEEDS THIS GUYS.

Absolutely. Uplift people who do the right thing or go the extra mile for their fellow human being, and perhaps we will see more people doing the same.

We knew we were ordering from our local Chinese delivery place too much when they showed up to our new apartment and they a) remarked that we had moved and b) said that our cat had gotten fatter.

Agreed! Hopefully the staff at Pornhub will do the same for me if I have a stroke from too much you-know-what and go silent.

I love this story! I was saved by my consierge checking on me and calling 911 a few years back. I used to walk by her to use the gym every morning at the same time. On the 3rd day that I didn’t show she came looking for me. I had a bad reaction to new medication and was completely out of it. I had a very serious…

Well done, staff of Dominos. Just goes to show ya, there are actually a lot of decent people in the world, even if it might seem otherwise sometimes.

“LOOK AT THOSE SLUTS! NAKED IN PUBLIC BUT THEY WANT US TO RESPECT THEM? FEMINISM IS A LIE!”

Yeah, I have a hard time seeing it as anything else too. It’s amazing how naked women can be used as a symbol for nearly anything. Thing is, no matter what the subject, it’s still objectification. This thing is especially dubious since it’s a white dude yelling “for our daughters!” LOL, wut?

Oh cool, white dude asking 100 women to pose nude for difficult-to-decipher performance peice about “the sacred feminine” for a bunch of people who are already too dense to give a shit about women. Thank you, smart arty man, for figuring out how to communicate for us! We should’ve just been holding up mirrors and…

Maybe it’s just me, but somehow I get the sense that Trump fans aren’t going to recognize this as art/protest and simply will go “HURR DURR! LOOKIT THEM NAKED BROADS!!!”

If he asked for 100 women and their cats he could have gotten them all from Jezebel.

Yes, all true AK-47s are illegal to sell to someone without the proper paperwork. There’s the caveat.

My guess would be a Yugo, Romanian, or Chi-Com Semi-Auto license like the Zastava M70, WASR-10, or Norinco 56.

Forgot about that douche until you mentioned. Thanks asshole.

Some people are going to rage about this, but this is kind of a point that needs to be made. All this overheated anti-abortion rhetoric absolutely has the potential to inspire unbalanced nutjobs like Dear. The anti-choice movement needs to stop behaving like it doesn’t, and that it isn’t responsible for what happens.