No, you’re thinking of the Everything Goes To Shit Timeline. America has its good years on equality during the early part of the 21st Century, heads straight to shit in the middle, doesn’t survive the resulting civil war, and the political reshuffling in the rest of the world has nearly the entire world at war. Things…

Ok, that’s a bit extreme. I cannot imagine a scenario where a hacker installs a cheat program on somebody else’s computer just to get them banned.

There’s no easy way to solve that without doing some very major surgery on a woman that pretty much borders on early sex slave cybernetics, so...

So you’re a misogynist. Cool.

Well, there’s at least one woman billionaire in Saudi Arabia. And, in general, it’s a pretty wealthy nation.

Nah. Like most slacktivist nonsense, it’s just her making a big show of doing nothing. It’s basically a micro version of the Pink Ribbon campaign.

It means “we’ll stick your favorite tribal/artsy pattern on it!”

From what I’ve seen, schools like to stick the minority students together. Especially before college. So you can easily have a class that is half, or more, minorities. Someone who has frequent classes with them would get an idea there’s a lot more minorities in the school than there actually are.

So, what you’re saying is... women can’t do it because they’re inherently weaker?

Okay, does anyone have a good Superman theme for this? Because I think this guy deserves it as his theme after this.

Oh dear god. New Hampshire is one of the Romeo and Juliet states.

No, no, Ryan! That’s not how you do this!

If we put our women on the front line, do you honestly think the drone or missile will have time to get there before the enemy’s dead?

The last four women I’ve worked with have been able to put someone to the ground four times as hard as I can, pin them in such a way that they’ll never escape, and the last one made someone submit using only her bare hands that I would have required a taser for.

Keep in mind: Egypt had very, very different standards of masculinity.

Woohoo! Go Massachusetts!

Yeah, Uber is a great way for potential rapists to meet lots of random targets that can’t necessarily report who they are.

I wish I did have cause and effect wrong here; Women Against Feminism originally rose entirely to oppose Tumblr feminism. What they’re fighting are not strawmen; they’re fighting the hideous representation that feminism has on Tumblr. Before they had their own website and Twitter account, they were purely a Tumblr…

It does bother me that people get upset and distressed by it. I mean, I’m a name on a screen. There’s a button to dismiss my comment. It’s pretty much two clicks and they can forget I said anything if they want.

And found two more examples before I hit one that left me too disgusted to continue.