Todd uses one word to describe himself, what is it?  Professional.  Todd gets shit done, son.

You whippersnappers think you're hip?  I've been hating this guy since he was calling himself Romeo Blue.

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKER! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK? BERSERKER!

Pun thread again?  Not gonna do it.  I'm not gonna dance to your tuna.

So you're saying I should revive my "Bring Back Earth 2" petition?

Warner Bros. disavowed all knowledge of the fiendish plot! Wow, I did not expect that white-knuckle twist in my full-throttle redline of a Newswire! This story is nearly as propulsive and as pulse-pounding as the original film Getaway, starring Sir Ethan Hawke.

Topical reference! (Good band, decent song)
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Ben Foster was always the poor man's Ben Foster.

It's a key location in Clueless!

Oh shit, Arwen and Joopsy are filmmakers!
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

It's probably worth pointing out that Fellowship of The Ring came out in 2001, and thus the heyday for children cringe-inducingly named after its characters was 2002.  Those children would be 10 or 11 now.  So this Arwen's mom came up with her masterstroke of a name while watching LOTR:FOTR in 2004 on basic cable, or…

Don't cross the streams!!

It would suck to be a network TV character, because all the so-called strippers are really bikini dancers.

I haven't yet (but am sure to) gotten a wound-salting, spit-in-your-eye, Nelson-Muntz-esque HAW HAW! Happy Endings notification for this?

The execution of this show remains, like, a thousand times less funny than the concept of this show.

"18-year-old" "college" students.

I read yours first, and I grinned, so you're a winner in my book, @Smike627:disqus !

Bozhe Moi!

He is far from the best.

I wish I could give a second like for username/comment synergy.