You whippersnappers think you're hip?  I've been hating this guy since he was calling himself Romeo Blue.

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKER! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK? BERSERKER!

Pun thread again?  Not gonna do it.  I'm not gonna dance to your tuna.

So you're saying I should revive my "Bring Back Earth 2" petition?

Warner Bros. disavowed all knowledge of the fiendish plot! Wow, I did not expect that white-knuckle twist in my full-throttle redline of a Newswire! This story is nearly as propulsive and as pulse-pounding as the original film Getaway, starring Sir Ethan Hawke.

Topical reference! (Good band, decent song)
http://www.gettyimages.com/…

Ben Foster was always the poor man's Ben Foster.

It's a key location in Clueless!

Oh shit, Arwen and Joopsy are filmmakers!
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

It's probably worth pointing out that Fellowship of The Ring came out in 2001, and thus the heyday for children cringe-inducingly named after its characters was 2002.  Those children would be 10 or 11 now.  So this Arwen's mom came up with her masterstroke of a name while watching LOTR:FOTR in 2004 on basic cable, or…

Don't cross the streams!!

It would suck to be a network TV character, because all the so-called strippers are really bikini dancers.

I haven't yet (but am sure to) gotten a wound-salting, spit-in-your-eye, Nelson-Muntz-esque HAW HAW! Happy Endings notification for this?

The execution of this show remains, like, a thousand times less funny than the concept of this show.

"18-year-old" "college" students.

I read yours first, and I grinned, so you're a winner in my book, @Smike627:disqus !

Bozhe Moi!

He is far from the best.

I wish I could give a second like for username/comment synergy.

I'm excited that you spelled her name correctly, unlike the article and headline. I agree that she's (to my eyes and ears) a fine actor - I was surprised by @avclub-b0dae075785888267fc19871f3e7dab7:disqus 's contrary opinion above.