Not to mention that “A Star Is Burns" brought us "Booooo-urns", football in the groin, and Barney's heartbreaking alcoholism film, so it's a classic - well above several other golden-era episodes, and still enriching our lives (or at least letting us waste our lives doing callbacks on pop-culture website comments)…

Strawberry Cheescake seconded.  The saltiness of the "graham cracker crust" facsimile is fantastically delicious contrast to the sweet creamyness of the strawberry.

Noted, but would you want to work under a spineless boss who just shuts up and takes, say, 200k a year for a groundbreaking, critically-beloved show that hugely raises the profile of its network, clears the way for multiple new shows and garners countless Emmy nominations?

The article mentions how Harmon's unique and ever-present fan popularity / Internet presence was a huge factor in bringing him back - something like "Harmon tweets or posts a Tumblr every time he takes a shit or hurts his girlfriend's feelings".

While My Guitar Gently Kills

Why?  She was wet, fully clothed after sitting in some water for a while.  It's not 30 degrees in there.

Or at least having sex with 'em. I worship Inanna, the Mesopotamian Goddess of Love, War, Fertility and Lust, and she's constantly complaining about Alan Moore fucking her.

It is slinking through HBO or Skinemax currently, but not in heavy rotation.

I think it's more likely the anime fans who are unwashed.

He probably emailed the instructions to her.  Email is so hard!

Fnord

And replace "my" with "your".

Sorry to tell you, but he is the comedian-in-residence at Caesar's Palace The Mirage in Vegas (I saw Anthony Jeselnik in the Terry Fator Theatre), and will probably be raking in that money for years to come.

Plenty more where that came from!

A lot of celebs do that - especially a producer/director, who's seen the movie countless times while assembling it.  Watching it again is the last thing they want to do.

The Sharknado Zone.

If you read the original script (it was then called "Chicks & Dicks" yes, I know, uggh), Coach is an ethnicity-unspecified big fat out of shape dude.  So it's ironic that he's called Coach, because he shouldn't really be helping anyone get fit. Har.

…Change approved!

I first thought "Oh, they finally announced a renewal!", so I'm not as pessimistic as @avclub-7dbdddc61ba879bff07c0e4e5b6e208a:disqus .  Still, this is nice.

I was a former ballet indifferent-feelings-haver, but I watched this so many times.