I was a former ballet indifferent-feelings-haver, but I watched this so many times.

Nick is the worst.  I enjoy the show so much more since I started fast-forwarding every time he appears on screen.

I kind of thought they were supposed to be bigger - like pony-sized? The ones on the show usually look pretty standard size - though there's a really fine and fragile line between decent Lord Of The Rings-style shrinking and growing the scale of things, and really doofy looking horse-sized dogs pasted onto the footage.

"Shriveled-up hunchback corpse's got that red-carpet razzamatazz…."

Beads?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=simone…

Dire wolves - aren't they supposed to be pretty imposing?

Don't not immediately go somewhere other than here.

We're at war with them and we always have been.

Actually (putting aside Sorkin's current shittiness) I remember reading a Sorkin thing years ago where he was talking about  doing some extensive rewrites on that episode, and that it was kind of hacky and trite when Cleveland turned it in.

EMLFA too!

"….Billy Crystal, subtly…"

And yet, if Emma Stone buys it in Spectacular fashion in this one,  the teenagers pitching a Red Wedding-sized shit fit on Twitter will still be hilarious.

Myers/Ironside/J. Fox

And when they finally pulled the driver out….

Betting lines, just in from Vegas:

L to R:
10 - would bang, except that James Franco already has.  Don't ever go in after Franco.
7.5 - extra half-point for being the only non-vanilla scoop in this sundae.
5 - you can always tell which one is the daughter of a rich TV producer, can't you?
8 - assuming you're into girls the size of 11-year olds with…

Whoa - That's actually pretty brilliant from a marketing and identity-as-product standpoint.  I don't hate him any less, but I am impressed in a weird way.

I got a Yay notification for this?

What, ya don't like bays?