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I Do Not Approve
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I think your interpretation of the bet was correct - the other guy took the parlay instead of the spread.  It's pretty hard to hear during the celebratory eruption, but it sounds like DeNiro or someone says "the Eagles won 24-6."

I think your interpretation of the bet was correct - the other guy took the parlay instead of the spread.  It's pretty hard to hear during the celebratory eruption, but it sounds like DeNiro or someone says "the Eagles won 24-6."

Since you're totally wrong up above about the alarm not mattering, you're probably thinking of Willow Rosenberg or Leslie Knope.

Since you're totally wrong up above about the alarm not mattering, you're probably thinking of Willow Rosenberg or Leslie Knope.

I was impressed that lil' A-K was played by a baby who wasn't obviously like 4-6 months old.

I was impressed that lil' A-K was played by a baby who wasn't obviously like 4-6 months old.

That was actually a battleship, and you're in the background of the "Believe" video in your Hawaiian shirt yelling at the captain.

That was actually a battleship, and you're in the background of the "Believe" video in your Hawaiian shirt yelling at the captain.

*hits on @avclub-baf3d07b0caa2a06ac0a87695a35610e:disqus's widow at funeral*

*hits on @avclub-baf3d07b0caa2a06ac0a87695a35610e:disqus's widow at funeral*

I'm not the one to score points off, in fact
I got a joint that'll knock yo' points off
Young, Hova the God, nigga blasphemy
I'm at the Trump International, ask for me

I'm not the one to score points off, in fact
I got a joint that'll knock yo' points off
Young, Hova the God, nigga blasphemy
I'm at the Trump International, ask for me

No cranberry? No pumpkin pie?  Your Thanksgiving sucks, Westbrook.

No cranberry? No pumpkin pie?  Your Thanksgiving sucks, Westbrook.

My favorite, simple and succinct:

My favorite, simple and succinct:

FLAGGED for acceptable amount of YES, not enough FUCK.

FLAGGED for acceptable amount of YES, not enough FUCK.

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