Will you tell me your favorite type of traditional Japanese theater?

Will you tell me your favorite type of traditional Japanese theater?

Your mother cleans it off mine too, with her tongue.

Your mother cleans it off mine too, with her tongue.

Nah, too late.  @avclub-201d546992726352471cfea6b0df0a48:disqus beat you by a few hours above.

Nah, too late.  @avclub-201d546992726352471cfea6b0df0a48:disqus beat you by a few hours above.

"If you don’t understand the controversy around Cloud Atlas, then in all likelihood, you are focused on the film in terms of its artistic quality."
Yeah! How dare I… do something like that when watching a film?!

"If you don’t understand the controversy around Cloud Atlas, then in all likelihood, you are focused on the film in terms of its artistic quality."
Yeah! How dare I… do something like that when watching a film?!

Millionaire athletes employed in my city scored more points than the suck-ass millionaire athletes employed in an inferior city! My city rules and you suck! I helped by watching!

Millionaire athletes employed in my city scored more points than the suck-ass millionaire athletes employed in an inferior city! My city rules and you suck! I helped by watching!

It was really hamstrung at the boxoffice by having so much anus right there in the title.

It was really hamstrung at the boxoffice by having so much anus right there in the title.

I'm in an OK mood, (slightly upset tummy, work-free work day nothing to complain about) so I can't play.

I'm in an OK mood, (slightly upset tummy, work-free work day nothing to complain about) so I can't play.

No, it's actually an unoficial soundtrack to Krzysztof Kieślowski's film Red (like Dark Side Of The Moon and Wizard of Oz!), you sync it up and each song comments on the film's complex themes and imagery.  Since it's doing so well, I am sure Blue and White are forthcoming.

No, it's actually an unoficial soundtrack to Krzysztof Kieślowski's film Red (like Dark Side Of The Moon and Wizard of Oz!), you sync it up and each song comments on the film's complex themes and imagery.  Since it's doing so well, I am sure Blue and White are forthcoming.

I saw Dogs at an indie arthouse theater, after reading about it in an art magazine or punk zine, and convinced all my friends we should go take a chance on a possibly exciting new filmmaker, resulting in a movie outing of stoned collegians in a VW bus, so I AM THE SUPER THE BEST EVER!  Bona fides.

I saw Dogs at an indie arthouse theater, after reading about it in an art magazine or punk zine, and convinced all my friends we should go take a chance on a possibly exciting new filmmaker, resulting in a movie outing of stoned collegians in a VW bus, so I AM THE SUPER THE BEST EVER!  Bona fides.

I guess I'm not the only Grumpy Gus who clicks on things wanting to read an article, only to immediately close it if it's a video or (shudder) audio link, am I?  Goodbye!

I guess I'm not the only Grumpy Gus who clicks on things wanting to read an article, only to immediately close it if it's a video or (shudder) audio link, am I?  Goodbye!