It kinda looks like the spambot is telling a firstie to die in a fire, so you should be proud that you helped it make some AVClub-specific comment humor!
I Do Not Approve
idonotapprove
It kinda looks like the spambot is telling a firstie to die in a fire, so you should be proud that you helped it make some AVClub-specific comment humor!
Whoa. Whoa, easy there, buckaroo.
Whoa. Whoa, easy there, buckaroo.
HARRUMPH!
HARRUMPH!
I patiently await the Great Pumpkin, who will save us from this terrible evil.
I patiently await the Great Pumpkin, who will save us from this terrible evil.
If movies are the Halloween candy of life, we all just got a rock.
If movies are the Halloween candy of life, we all just got a rock.
"The piano-pop icon has always viewed her catalog as an ever-evolving, mutable thing…"
"The piano-pop icon has always viewed her catalog as an ever-evolving, mutable thing…"
Judgement Night
Godzilla
Judgement Night
Godzilla
Letting a shitty plot contrivance "resolve" a test of character is THE WORST.
Letting a shitty plot contrivance "resolve" a test of character is THE WORST.
DirecTV's newest monster ("Whole Home DVR") has FIVE TUNERS, BITCH! I don't know how I struggled with a measly 2 for so long.
DirecTV's newest monster ("Whole Home DVR") has FIVE TUNERS, BITCH! I don't know how I struggled with a measly 2 for so long.
If I wanted to watch a bunch of well-muscled men grapplin' and grabbin' at each other's balls, I'd watch gay porn. Hey-o!
If I wanted to watch a bunch of well-muscled men grapplin' and grabbin' at each other's balls, I'd watch gay porn. Hey-o!