This just in from the busy "This site still needs an actual editor" Dept.:

This just in from the busy "This site still needs an actual editor" Dept.:

Ditto  - and as someone with zero interest in ballet, I watched it 3 times in a row.

Ditto  - and as someone with zero interest in ballet, I watched it 3 times in a row.

I assume, having absolutely no knowledge of them other than that they are Song of Ice and Fire characters, that in the books they are sexually active 14-year-olds?

I assume, having absolutely no knowledge of them other than that they are Song of Ice and Fire characters, that in the books they are sexually active 14-year-olds?

Amazon has this listed as "Carry Me Back".  Are they wrong (the last song title mentioned here seems to indicate they are not), or is the AVClub editing simply up to its usual standard of quality?

Amazon has this listed as "Carry Me Back".  Are they wrong (the last song title mentioned here seems to indicate they are not), or is the AVClub editing simply up to its usual standard of quality?

"Apojisex"

"Apojisex"

Least favorite, i.e. it was a weird stretch:  Busting someone on the difference between hearing "an arrow flight away" (the old man's will / paper MacGuffin had been shot out the window attached to an arrow) vs. "a narrow flight away" (the nearby staircase).  No one could possibly think of arrows when we are standing…

Least favorite, i.e. it was a weird stretch:  Busting someone on the difference between hearing "an arrow flight away" (the old man's will / paper MacGuffin had been shot out the window attached to an arrow) vs. "a narrow flight away" (the nearby staircase).  No one could possibly think of arrows when we are standing…

Yeah, sometimes they were billed as Alfred Hitchcock's The Three Investigators, and I suppose they are responsible for leading me to his film work.

Yeah, sometimes they were billed as Alfred Hitchcock's The Three Investigators, and I suppose they are responsible for leading me to his film work.

Bobbsey Twins for life, bitch!  They were a family with 2 sets of boy-girl twins, who usually ended up solving mysteries on family vacations and whatnot. Like the Hardy Boys (same publisher, I think, and there was at least one crossover) but with vastly more cute moppet shenanigans.

Bobbsey Twins for life, bitch!  They were a family with 2 sets of boy-girl twins, who usually ended up solving mysteries on family vacations and whatnot. Like the Hardy Boys (same publisher, I think, and there was at least one crossover) but with vastly more cute moppet shenanigans.

This makes me laugh-vomit.

This makes me laugh-vomit.

Because reviewer is a girl.

Because reviewer is a girl.